Did someone call LBC Radio ?

that posts/did post here ?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Klaatu belched forth and ejected the following:

Were you listening to that kid that stopped phoning in because he
thought people didn't like him and only said he'd start phoning in again
if Ian Lee[1] said the clocks went forward in the winter and not
backwards?

Heh...

[1] not sure of the spelling

 

Yes. It was hilarious. The fuckwit totally missed the pisstake. Twice.

Said caller, mentioned "an internet group" that he found after a getoff (1) and
then extolled the virtues of. Mentioned also, "posting" future rides, and
meeting bikers, at them.

Did you catch it?

It was an exact description of "this place"

1. as in, big.

 

IaIn

 

Yes. It was hilarious. The fuckwit totally missed the pisstake. Twice.

Said caller, mentioned "an internet group" that he found after a getoff (1) and
then extolled the virtues of. Mentioned also, "posting" future rides, and
meeting bikers, at them.

Did you catch it?

It was an exact description of "this place"

1. as in, big.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Klaatu belched forth and ejected the following:

Did I catch it? I was bloody listening to it!

BWHAHAHAHA!

<Aside> Another fucking laugh is that I've put my[1] company's name into
Google and my worst fears are confirmed. I need to get out of there and
fast[2].

Hey, ho. I could always go and work for the Royal Mail...

[1] The one I work for
[2] I suspected the "temporary" manager's view was a load of bollocks
but further reading provides conclusive proof!

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Whinging Courier belched forth and ejected the
following:

Bad form but I've often phoned LBC at Gawd knows what a-clock and had a
laugh. Even been on air!

I forget her name but she sounds like that burd out of Eastenders[1],
that saffi's sister out of Ab-Fab... The one that did " Holiday in the
Sun"

[1] 'Scuse me but I'm a bit drunk at the mo, meester

 

<shock>

 

Mmmmmmmmm! Saffi!

Um...am I alone thinking this?

Si

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, platypus belched forth and ejected the following:

<Reads name on link>

Yes, that's, her!

<Clicks link>

LOLOLOL!

<Sulks>

 

<fx: worries>

er, no...

 

Phew.

Welcome, brother.

Julia was born two years to the day after my wife. Surely that must mean I'm
allowed to shag her? Julia that is. Obviously.

Si

 

Mungo "Two Sheds" Toadfoot tossed off:

She's a fat foreign tart who's dad used to be in a dodgy 70's sitcom.

Why?


--
Dan L

1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr

BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6)
X-FOT#000
DIAABTCOD #26
BOMB#18 (slow)
OMF#11

 

<Wrings hands>

Don't know, just wanna.

 

What sitcom, cos I can't remember it.
--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/CBX1000Z
|_\_____/_| ..87753../..22653.../..31893.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 WG*
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 PM#5
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 YTC#4 two#11
'^' RBR Clues: 84 Pts:1800 Miles:5704

 

SD tossed off:

From memory, he (Nadim, I believe) was the punka wallah in "it aint
half hot mum" and the token pakistani in the hideously non pc "mind
your language"

--
Dan L

1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr

BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6)
X-FOT#000
DIAABTCOD #26
BOMB#18 (slow)
OMF#11

 

Wrong on both counts, ityf.
--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/CBX1000Z
|_\_____/_| ..87753../..22653.../..31893.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 WG*
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 PM#5
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 YTC#4 two#11
'^' RBR Clues: 84 Pts:1800 Miles:5704

 

I dunno, there was something about her. I used to like Bonnie Langford
too, when she had her gob shut that is.

 

SD tossed off:

Having googled, I bow to your superior knowledge of dodgy TV.

I plead the "they all look the same to me" defence, m'lud


--
Dan L

1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr

BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6)
X-FOT#000
DIAABTCOD #26
BOMB#18 (slow)
OMF#11

 

Cab tossed off:

You're not right man.

--
Dan L

1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr

BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6)
X-FOT#000
DIAABTCOD #26
BOMB#18 (slow)
OMF#11