Dilema

I popped up to have a chat with Graham at GLF today, and as I was
outside having a smoke I bumped into an old female frend who used to
live with a mate of mine. When I lived in Bedford 15 years ago she hung
around with me and all my mates before she moved in with one of them.
She's now mid to late 30s, still cute enough and single again, so I
found out.

We've arranged to go out for a drink sometime, but at what point in the
proceedings do I tell her that someone - I'm guessing an old mate,
because it went to my hotmail address and came from an unidentifiable
hotmail address - anonymously emailed me a link to a "post your
girlfriend nude" website that had some very good and fairly recent
photos of her spreading her flange in a schoolgirl outfit?

 

Well it's very inconsiderate of you to mention the link without providing it
here ... just in the interests of us all making a reasoned judgement you
understand

 

you don't.
--
Adie
(replace spam with nickname to reply)

UKRM FAQ: http://www.ukrm.net/faq/
keeper of the ukrm faq for my sins

YZF-R1 : ZX9R E1 : GPz 750 turbo

MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 ex-UKRMMA#22 BOMB#11

 

Where's the fun in that, ffs?

 

I don't keep links like that or any porn on my pc, never have done.

 

Fuckin' hell, you really do mix in some classy circles..

D.

--
des
French Biking Vocabulary: http://minilien.fr/a0kg0p

'Kaiser: "Can you prove to me the existence of G-d?"
Bismarck: "The Jews, your Majesty. The Jews"'

 

#the years go by i'm looking through a girly magazine
#and theres my home room angel on the pages inbetween

#My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
#my angel is the centrefold, angel is the centrefold

Anyway, isn't she a little old for you?

 

When your doggy style and sure of a good grip?

 

I'd need to see the evidence before being able to offer advice on this
one, I'm afraid.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

"A scone and tea at half past three
Makes the day a little brighter
Keep your cakes and fancy tarts
And stick them up your shiter."

 

Because that would be tactful and considerate of her feelings. But be
prepared to admit you've seen them if asked directly. There's an
outside chance she knows you know.

 

Sounds like the ideal line of conversation while you're wiping yourself
clean on the curtains.

 

Ah, the good old bareback rodeo.

Best combined with a bit of the old flying camel routine.

 

Just after you've taken a similar pic yourself. "That looks familiar" would
be an opening line.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

'Kin pervert.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

About the same time you get the camera out, IWHT

Seriously, why tell her?

--
Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3
Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
116 Giulietta 3.0l Sprint 1.7 145 2.0 Cloverleaf 156 V6 2.5 S2
Triumph Sprint ST 1050: It's blue, see.
www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk

 

eh?

 

Someone should forward this question to
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/deidre
for an official answer.

 

You don't, but you can be safe in the knowledge that you know what you're
getting in to, if you'll excuse the phrase

 

Perhaps it's easier to understand the other way round. It would be
somewhat tactless to say "Oh by the way, I was looking at pictures of
your fanny the other day". It might also embarrass her.

 

As Hylda Baker impressions go, that was rubbish.