Dirt gets your hands clean

You're the savoury type then.

 

God no! For a rummage in the dirt I would always go round the back.

 

Margarine and sand works very well too. Not a nice smell though.

 

When I was but a sprog I had just discovered the hand cleaning
properties of fresh motor oil when an industrial chemist from the unit
next door warned me off that - skin cancer is wildly unattractive to the
laydeez, he said.

 

"Take two bottles into the shower?"

 

My mother has an industrial-size tub with dispenser pump in her
downstairs loo.

If she *ever* tells me what she gets up to with it, I may vomit all of
my internal organs.

 

WESSIE!

--
'Chill Winston.......'

Nige

Subaru WRX (54)
Land Rover Discovery II (2001)
BMW GS1200 (2007)
Honda CBR900RR Fireblade (1997)

 

Fairy liquid and sugar also work.

 

The stuff I use is fairly cheap and works very well, it is called
Manista and is available from all usual outlets. It is kind of like
swarfega but it contains "poly chips" to grind the dirt out.

 

Bear wrote:

An excellent piece of televisual entertainment.
I wonder why it is never repeated, while we have hundreds of channels of
crap.

 

<Writes begging letter to Ogden's mum>

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You keep your hands off her swarfega, you cheeky scrounger. That's my
inheritance.

 

Sounds a bit like Castrol 'Careclean Plus' - the best I have used (by far)
but not cheap...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Castrol-Care-...0923116QQihZ019QQcategoryZ30928QQcmdZViewItem

 

Sugar works as well as sand and it's far easier on the drains when you rinse
them too. Of course if you pour a little engine/gear/cooking/whatever oil on
your hands and rub for a minute or two, it makes the sugar and washing up
liquid method almost redundant.



--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Are they good at hand cleaning?

<googles>

Apparently not until they're rendered down.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Lumps of course.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Gets in cuts and hurts too much.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

See my post relating to mineral oil.

 

I think Sir has been listening to the original (or the TMB) intro to
Suppers Ready..

Phil