Does Corfield have a cat?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by wessie, Jul 30, 2009.

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    Krusty Guest

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    ogden Guest

    Works for me. It's about a cat that rides on the bus.
     
    ogden, Jul 30, 2009
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    wessie Guest

    So, it's not Corfield's cat then?
     
    wessie, Jul 30, 2009
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    Krusty Guest

    Works for me too now. Weirdness.
     
    Krusty, Jul 30, 2009
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  6. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, wessie
    Corfield generally avoids pussies.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jul 30, 2009
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  7. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, wessie
    Mew...

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jul 30, 2009
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    wessie Guest

    there was that day he went to the Transport Museum and met a right bunch...
     
    wessie, Jul 30, 2009
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    bod43 Guest

    Is Garfield a cat?

    Well, yes.
     
    bod43, Jul 31, 2009
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    Simon T Guest

    Could be very similar to a slashdot problem - the page that handles
    the comments on a story used to be on a different server than the one
    that hosts the summaries, so if you visited a very new story you would
    get a page error until it gets an update. I have seen similar on BBC
    quite a few times, however theres nothing to suggest here why someone
    could visit it after someone else and get a 404, then have it work
    shortly after...
     
    Simon T, Jul 31, 2009
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    ogden Guest

    Load balancing multiple servers.

    Requests from user A hit a server with the content. Requests from user B
    hit a server that, for some reason, doesn't have the content. User B
    tries again later, their persistence table entry has expired so they get
    sent to a different server that does have the content. Or the server
    they hit the time before has been fixed.

    They used to have multiple server farms in different locations, some of
    which used News's own content distribution system, others used a
    different mechanism, so they could quite easily be out of sync if there
    was a backlog of stuff to distribute.
     
    ogden, Aug 1, 2009
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  12. Whatever load balancing they're using should never allow that to happen.
     
    mike. buckley, Aug 1, 2009
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    ogden Guest

    What do you expect the load balancer to do, maintain a list of every
    file on every server and send healthcheck probes for all of them?
     
    ogden, Aug 1, 2009
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  14. You're talking about a completely missing page so there should be
    monitoring in place preferably on the load balancer or externally that
    would pick this up.
     
    mike. buckley, Aug 3, 2009
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    ogden Guest

    So you want the load balancer to identify any server that responds to
    any request with a 404 and remove it from the pool?

    Genius.
     
    ogden, Aug 3, 2009
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  16. <scratches head>

    And this would be a bad thing because?

    If you're talking about individual objects within a page then more
    likely it would be alerting via external monitoring.
     
    mike. buckley, Aug 3, 2009
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  20. I was under the impression that products were available that did this
    dynamically and even confirmed this with an F5 guy the last time they
    tried to bring us into their channel[1]. Reading their ref guide though
    it appears they're either keeping it well hidden or health monitoring
    hasn't come on at all in the last 5 years - which is when I first
    started messing with Alteons[2] and which I've always been told are
    pretty much the worst products on the market. That's a bit
    disappointing.


    [1] Ended up with Barracuda, which if I hadn't handed my notice in I'd
    be getting training for this week.
    [2] Only 8 configurable healthcheck scripts per appliance
     
    mike. buckley, Aug 3, 2009
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