Doing "an Ace"

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Champ, Jul 21, 2008.

  1. Champ

    Beav Guest

    They stick poles in the most rididulous places. You claimed one and my
    missus claimed one, and only a week or two before that, some bloke on an R1
    claimed the same post as the wife. It cost him a leg though. You'd think by
    now the poles would've learned to lean out of the fucking way, wouldn't you?


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    Beav, Jul 21, 2008
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  2. Champ

    Beav Guest

    <snort>


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    Beav

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    Beav, Jul 21, 2008
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  3. Champ

    Simon Wilson Guest

    Yes it was very high. Busted metatarsals IIRC.
     
    Simon Wilson, Jul 21, 2008
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  4. Damn, they've fucked up the link
    url:http://www.motogp.com/en/news/2008/Lorenzo+sustains+foot+injuries+in+Californian+crash
    opens a wrong page.
    --
    Dave
    GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

    "It's a moron working with power tools.
    How much more suspenseful can you get?"
    - House
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jul 21, 2008
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  5. Champ

    Tosspot Guest

    <snip rather worrying attempts to fly without the aid of feathers>

    Do we have UKRM numbers for people who were actually, how shall we say,
    snuffed it at the scene. 'Cos I reckon it's a bloody elite club if you
    get to write it up afterwards. Bit like VCs, posthumous is all right,
    but getting to wear it is better. Any other UKRMers had this happen,
    for any reason?


    BAD# - Binned and Died?
    DAS# - Dead At Scene?
     
    Tosspot, Jul 21, 2008
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  6. Champ

    Lozzo Guest

    Fear has no place on ukrm

    Oh...you mean Champ's girlfriend?
     
    Lozzo, Jul 21, 2008
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  7. Champ

    Lozzo Guest

    Bedford's full of Poles...and Bosnians, and Croats.
     
    Lozzo, Jul 21, 2008
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  8. Champ

    Champ Guest

    I'm a bit of an oldbie around here nowadays, and, afaik, no UKRM
    regulars have died on motorcycles.
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    Champ

    ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R 600 racer
    My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle
    To email me, neal at my domain should work.
     
    Champ, Jul 21, 2008
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  9. Champ

    Krusty Guest

    You should hear his tales of his trip across Africa on a GS. I always
    planned on following in his footsteps one day, but Long Way Down &
    Dreaming of Jupiter have done a good job of quelching that urge.
    It's tempting to say why not go for it, but with the mindset that
    you're just going to tick it off rather than trophy hunt (i.e. ride at
    7/10ths). It's not like you've got anything to prove when it comes to
    your speed. I guess that's not an option though, & even if it was, the
    nearest & dearest would never fall for it...
    I'd be frankly amazed if you didn't tbh.

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    Krusty, Jul 21, 2008
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  10. Champ

    Tosspot Guest

    Not for want of trying though! So you will get the #1, when somebody
    works out what it is. Summat to tell the kids though, "I remember when
    I died in a motorbike crash, kids today, they got it easy!".
     
    Tosspot, Jul 21, 2008
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  11. Champ

    Champ Guest

    On 21 Jul 2008 18:19:06 GMT, "Krusty" <>
    wrote:

    Double wow
    Sure. I'm glad I did my trip round Oz before a bunch of luvvies made
    a TV show about it :)
    I'd only ride the TT (or any race, really) if I felt able to 'try'
    properly - I'd want to know that whatever result I got, that was the
    best I could do. And now, to be honest, that moment has already
    passed, as I'll be surprised if I'm as fast as I was.
    I've always been lucky to have a fairly poor resistence to concussion,
    such that I have no memory of every serious accident I've ever had.
    Consequently, I've no vivid 'picture' of what happened, so I might be
    ok.

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    Champ

    ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R 600 racer
    My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle
    To email me, neal at my domain should work.
     
    Champ, Jul 21, 2008
    #31
  12. Champ

    Champ Guest

    Sheesh. You're a fucking amateur. When was the last time you were
    even in hospital, eh?
    By 'regular', I meant someone whose name would be recognised by other
    regulars. By which I mean me, of course.

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    Champ

    ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R 600 racer
    My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle
    To email me, neal at my domain should work.
     
    Champ, Jul 21, 2008
    #32
  13. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Tosspot
    Surely it's a IIM[1] #?

    [1] I'm Immortal, Me.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jul 21, 2008
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  14. Champ

    Tosspot Guest

    Lol! Thats a good idea, or just 'Immortal#', course, you don't get to
    keep the number forever, just until you 'stop posting' >:)
     
    Tosspot, Jul 21, 2008
    #34
  15. Does it count if the ambulanceman's first words to you are, "Jeez,
    I saw that. I thought you were _dead_ !"?

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    Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
    GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
    WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
    KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
     
    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Jul 21, 2008
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  16. Champ

    Beav Guest

    I'd rather hit one of those than the one we did hit.

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    Beav, Jul 21, 2008
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  17. Champ

    Champ Guest

    Why's that funny?
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    Champ

    ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R 600 racer
    My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle
    To email me, neal at my domain should work.
     
    Champ, Jul 21, 2008
    #37
  18. Champ

    Lozzo Guest

    I was resuscitated twice, once at the scene and once in the ambulance
    when I was 19, but that was a long time before anyone had heard of the
    interweb thingy.
     
    Lozzo, Jul 21, 2008
    #38
  19. Champ

    Owen Guest

    You won't know untill you stradle a bike... Good luck with it...If
    anyone can conquer that, I'm sure it will be you...

    You have character, it will serve you well...
     
    Owen, Jul 21, 2008
    #39
  20. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Owen
    **** me, Owen is Yoda.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jul 21, 2008
    #40
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