doing my bit to combat the asylum-seeker menace

darsy+ZX7R : 1 , Silly bint : 0

aside(1): oh, despite a nice show of sparks, an already crashed 7R
looks, well, no different when you crash it, and starts first time
once you pick it up.

aside(2): oooh, those eastern-European-style head-scarves don't half
take a nasty blood stain - that's going to scar if you pick at it,
love.

aside(3): need cow-catcher/roo-bars

aside(4): offering me an assortment of non-branded condoms and "lucky
heather" doesn't quite hit the spot in terms of "calm down
Mr.Angry-just-been-knocked-off-bike-by-stupid-ped" ness.

aside(5): must dig out old Amiga A1200, and practice on "Road Rage".



Oh, I love commuting in London in the dark.

 

You weren't passing a stationary truck on a zebra when this happened then?[1]

[1] Glad you're ok and she's alive like.

 

would you give that one a rest? You weren't there, and have maybe
misunderstood the dubiousness of the situation

oh well, yes, the whole thing took place with me doing less than
15mph. In actual fact, though it's hard to explain, if *I* hadn't hit
her, she might have been a goner - traffic doing 10mph-ish on my side
of the road, with free-moving cars/vans doing 30-40 ish oncoming - I
was filtering past on my side, at about 15mph or so - she basically
ran off the pavement, through a gap in the traffic, straight into my
path - really, I think if I hadn't collected her/ended up in a pile of
darsy/bike/scarf-woman, she'd have run into the path of a transit van
coming the other way.

 

I once witnessed an almost identical sort of crash - Holloway one way
heading towards Finsbury Park (Hornsey Rd junction). Scooter in front
filtering in far right lane. Woman and child step out from kerb and
walk through stationary traffic including in front of large lorry - it
becomes all too obvious she is about to walk into the scooter. I beep
horn from behind but no one takes any notice. Pedestrians and scooter
collect each other into a heap. The scooter chap never stood a chance as
he never had an opportunity to see her step out nor was he able to see
her final steps as she marched out from in front of said lorry. Just as
well the scooter was going about 10 mph and no faster.

I stayed behind as a witness to vouch for the scooter rider and say how
stupid the woman had been.

 

I wish there were more like you about. Luckily, last collision with a car I
had, when I rang her insco (direct line bless 'em[1]) to check she'd reported
it they said 'Oh no, not her *again*'

[1]Got a fat payout within 6 weeks.

 

Last one that stepped in front of me spoke no English (backed up by the
ambulance chasers) then chanced his arm by calling said ambulance
chasers....
If you find item 3, let me know?
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darsy emerged from their own little world to say

glad you're okay

did you get my email?

 

Looked the wrong way, did she?

Dozy tart. Glad you're okay though.

 

Bonus.

This headscarf ... wasn't concealing any distinguishing features, was
it?

 

darsy says...

Ooops-a-darsy.

Good to see no serious damage done.

 

From the muddled heap in the road Darsy's voice called out "What shall I
do?"

and from the gathering crowd came the response

"**** it - while it's still hot"
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the cont known as darsy says...

Clumsy ****.

 

<snip>

Fark.

At least you're OK.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, darsy

Didn't look at you sort of cross-eyed afterwards did she?

She did?

Ooh, evil eye.

You're fucked.

Leave me the R65LS in your will, I'll sort the fucker out.

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Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Actually, on further reflection, I reckon she's got a pretty good case
for compensation here.

I mean, you're riding a bike with known iffy brakes, right?

Paging Kiran!

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WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

It was better on the Megadrive.

HTH

 

aside(5): must dig out old Amiga A1200, and practice on "Road Rage".


Road rage is cool

Bobby

 

Ow!

Did you check her pockets for ball bearings?
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Don't you think she'd suffered enough? She'd just been run over, ffs.

 

well yes, but stupid women don't tend to have insurance - what actual
use as a witness were you (serious question)?