Draw a Line

A guy and girl meet at the bar and are instantly attracted to each
other. They party all night, and at the end decide to go back to his
place to continue. Once there, they get passionate and start to make
out. When the time is right, the girl finds the bedroom, gets undressed
and gets under the covers, waiting for the guy who is now coming out of
the bathroom.
The guy walks in starts to undress and stops with just his shorts on. He
reaches into his pants pocket, pulls out a magic marker and hands it to
her.
She takes one look at it an says, "What's this for? Are you some kinda
pervert?"
He looks at her, drops his shorts and smiles kinda sexy. She smiles, her
eyes now wide open and staring in disbelief at his johnson which hangs
more that halfway to his knees. He breaks her spell by saying, "Your
gonna have to draw a line somewhere, baby."

 

Zeb Johnson escribió:

What's he got shorts on for?? Has he been playing football?

And pockets in his pants? What's that all about? I haven't got pockets in my
pants.

 

and what the **** is making out?

 

Or a 'johnson'.

 

In relation to the OP, i reckon it's a cock.

 

Ah, yes, well spotted.

 

Heavy petting.

A penis.

 

Yes, I think we all know that, TYVM.

 

Type of outboard motor, hence making out.

 

It's when you go to a bar and get so ruinously drunk that you have trouble
leaving. "Making out" is getting to the door, successfully navigating your
way over the threshold and to your car to drive home.

For example; I went to The Old Red Lion last night and got thoroughly
wibbled after imbibing 8 pints of Ye Olde Headbreaker. As I was making
out I fell down the stairs outside the pub.

 

Don't be Evinrude ...

Paul.

 

Must be all that penta-up frustration.

 

That's a little Honda personal side.