Drip... drip... drip...

You're all welcome to suck my dick and find out.

 

Paging BGN.

 

Trundling past Filton this afternoon, I spotted[1] a 747 lining up on the
main runway, so I pulled over to watch it land. 150 thousand kilos of uncut
Jumbo on short final is always worth looking at. As it went over, I saw
that it was marked "MK Airlines". I didn't know that Milton Keynes even had
an airport.

{1]force of habit, checking approach before crossing the active.

 

I'm trying to work out if I've whooshed you or you are achieving an even
cleverer whooshing...

If you're saying he talks shit so both ends taste the same, then I think
your plan has failed as I solved your riddle, however if that was not
your intent, my first assertion is still valid and I am confused as to
the relative whooshiness of ourselves.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Gyp

<enigmatic smile>

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Mine was working. That's how mups called you.

 

The A303 would've been terrible at that time. It certainly was good a
few hours later.

You probably missed the best bits.

LOL

 

Why did it come up as Champ on my moby, then?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, petrolcan

I have to say, lying in a conspicuously flammable tent, listening to a
Very Pissed Oirishman a scant few feet away, saying stuff like:

"Raight, raight, we'll fill dis Forsters can wit paraffin, put it on der
foire, and watch DIS!"

<sound of boiling paraffin>

*WHOOOOOOMPH!*

<whole tent lights up>

was quite entertaining.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

I called you twice...

 

Unfortunately the maps are so screwed up, its more tricky to go the
scenic route, even if you really, really want to [1]. It seems like
the road classifications are an Enid Blyton production.

[1] Which I do. I really, really do.

 

Miltron Keynes?

 

It has two.

 

Which are?

Remember, Cranfield's not an airport.

 

Cranfield's not even in MK. Furzton and Pineham.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, gomez

<porl mode>

FINISH HIM!

</pm>

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Because Champ called you at a different time?

Wibbleflip etc

 

Heh, well it needed burning. I didn't want to take it home with me

 

You are clearly using a different definition of "airport".

 

From whom?