Drive or ride?

Well, call me old fashioned but I have always held to the opinion that
the most beautiful wimmin in the world was the one I was currently
shagging.

 

It's very apt.. when it all goes wrong, there's **** all you can do
about it.

 

You're confusing beautiful with convenience.

 

# I was mounting along singing a song..

Heh... quite.

 

I don't want a pickle, I just want to mount my motorsickle.

 

you prefer horsing around on your motorcycle?

 

but you can ride a pony bareback.

 

I've ridden my Bandit without a saddle, still doesn't turn it into
driving.

 

Not far you can't. Trust me.

 

And with the basketball-breasted Pamela Anderson at no. 2, it obviously not
a list compiled by the subtle.

 

She's okay, but the eyes aren't quite level, the nose and lips are a bit
odd, and the jawline is somehow reminiscent of an adjustable spanner.

They're confusing "beautiful" with "hot", and even that's debatable.
Probably "appears easily seduced" would be the closest definition.

 

"Driving an outfit is very much like making love to a beautiful woman..."

 

That's a good description of a woman isn't it?


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

But it'll still need flatting and polishing and then he's fucked.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Those you run like **** away from.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

The new one doesn't.

Mana? Sounds like something

That it may, but it'll be slightly more fun I'd guess.

http://www.maxmoto.co.uk/aprilia_850_mana.shtml



--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

I've never heard of most of them either, this is what google came up
with first when I searched for: the most beautiful woman.

But then I don't recognize the one in the original picture either.

This may be for one of two reasons:
1. This far north (north of the UK) we don't get pictures of beautiful
ladies like these, or
2. My ideas of beauty do not conform with most of the world - no
surprise in that, I generally don't conform.

--

 

Do you exclusively like women with weird mouths or something?

 

I wouldn't be doing anything from Surrey without a condom for a while,
if I was you.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip Luscher

Walnut trees, Shirley?

--
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