Drive or ride?

What a collection of clapped out old munters.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
river cleaned out in a day.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

<Des Mode>

Well, I would, but she's Goy and twenty years too old.

</DM>

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
Kawasaki GTR1400

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip

Nah, you're OK.

No cloven hoofs, see?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
Kawasaki GTR1400

 

and the #2 is a joke

 

I've never heard of *anyone* crossing the desert on a walnut tree.

 

What about a dog or a woman?

 

If I had to sum up the list as a whole, it'd be "spectacularly
unimaginative."

At least the FHM top 100 one year featured Marge Simpson.

 

(though I'd still pay for a go on Carmen Electra.)

 

Nah, neither dogs nor women can cross deserts on walnut trees, no
matter how hard they hit them.

 

Oh, interesting. Those are a bit on the lardy side though aren't they?

Interesting device. Still not an in line four though.

 

But she's on another list. One for anyone who's been "enhanced" in any way.
She's a fucking minger is Cruz and the surgery hasn't helped.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

The point is that a rider who can't use a clutch could use an FJ.

Not much use to the guy who can't use his clutch hand properly though, is
it?


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

If by "bit" you mean Double Decker Bus" like, then yeah.

The FJ is though, so you need to tighten your criteria. Not a nimble V-twin
with plenty of torque and not an in-line 4 unless it weighs less than 200kg.
And is automatic/clutchless.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Sometimes I can be quite proud about not knowing stuff, in this case
never having heard of any of the womem mentioned in this thread.

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`\\ | //'
`\|/`
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I think you're wrong there; well, on the "minger" point, can't comment
on the surgery.

 

I'm normally pretty good with knowing popular culture stuff (I benefit
from free newspapers - and not the Metro type shit - even The Telegraph
and Guardian dip their toes in trash TV) and the only woman I know of
that's been mentioned has been Audrey Hepburn.

....and she wasn't even named.

 

It's beyond me how anyone can fail to know who Penelope Cruz is. Then
again... I suppose I only know because of Vanilla Sky.

 

I've heard the name, but...

<googles>

Looks okay. Is she a great actress or just pretty?

 

Judging from Vanilla Sky, the latter. Cameron Diaz played the best part
in that.

However, not as good as the part she played in "Really bad things" which
was fucking superb.