Drive or ride?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Muck, Aug 3, 2007.

  1. Muck

    sweller Guest

    I probably do but I can't put a face to the name.
     
    sweller, Aug 5, 2007
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  2. Muck

    Eiron Guest

    Eiron, Aug 5, 2007
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  3. Muck

    deadmail Guest

    Imagine me with long brown hair and a lispy Spanish accent.

    Maybe some boobs as well.

    Does that help?
     
    deadmail, Aug 5, 2007
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  4. Muck

    sweller Guest

    Not a great deal.
     
    sweller, Aug 5, 2007
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  5. Muck

    deadmail Guest

    Best I can do I'm afraid.

    I could put my bits between my thighs if it helped.
     
    deadmail, Aug 5, 2007
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  6. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
    typed
    Slippery slope, is that.

    Next thing you know, you're looking for cheap Thai Airways flights.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 5, 2007
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  7. Muck

    deadmail Guest

    Hmm. Good point.

    I'll start speaking in a gruff voice and spending more time in the gym
    then.
     
    deadmail, Aug 5, 2007
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  8. Muck

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    Trying to develop some decent chest 'muscles' are you? I'm pretty sure
    I remember you copping a feel of Alan Gowers tits when he was riding
    for team ukrm...
     
    Andy Bonwick, Aug 6, 2007
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  9. Muck

    deadmail Guest

    Hmm. Your memory is disappointing.

    Yes.
     
    deadmail, Aug 6, 2007
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  10. Muck

    Ace Guest

    Sure, I rscognised the piccie, from Roman Holiday wasn't it?
    Quite.
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    Ace, Aug 6, 2007
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  11. Muck

    Muck Guest

    I'd like an R1 with it on.
     
    Muck, Aug 6, 2007
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  12. Muck

    Muck Guest

    I wonder if they'll put that system on other bikes?
     
    Muck, Aug 6, 2007
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  13. Muck

    Hog Guest

    AOL, it made me wince several times!
     
    Hog, Aug 6, 2007
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  14. Muck

    Ace Guest

    You clearly don't work hard enough at it.
    Presumably that's one of these new-fangled moving picture things, is
    it? So, as I've never heard of that, does it help your understanding
    of "how anyone can fail to know who Penelope Cruz is"?

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    Ace, Aug 6, 2007
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  15. Muck

    sweller Guest

    burnt's impression of Buffalo Bill is more useful.
     
    sweller, Aug 6, 2007
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  16. Muck

    Beav Guest

    She's on one of those ads for wimmin things.


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    Beav, Aug 6, 2007
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  17. Muck

    Beav Guest

    Teeth "enhanced", lips "enhanced", tits "enhanced". She's a walking
    advertisement of "American Shallow" and she's still plug ugly.


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    Beav, Aug 6, 2007
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  18. Muck

    Beav Guest

    I can see it being used on a lot of bikes in the future. It was once
    regarded as being "odd" that cars have auto transmission, but things changed
    and they will for bikes too.


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    Beav, Aug 6, 2007
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  19. Muck

    Beav Guest

    Who knows, maybe one day sprotbikes will have the option.


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    Beav, Aug 6, 2007
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  20. Muck

    Hog Guest

    Sure but not on sprotbikes as not in proper sprotcars
     
    Hog, Aug 6, 2007
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