drug testing

I've never had a test but I've represented a lot of people who have
failed.

Your test must have been fucked up - not entirely sure why they'd test
hair, blood /and/ piss. The norm is either urine or swab and in the case
of the railway, breath as well.

In the case of a suspected **** up there's always a second sample.

Unusual for a Doctor to conduct the test.

Passive smoking, even in an enclosed space (say a car) with a couple of
people smoking will not result in a positive.

To get a positive in those circumstances the enclosed space must be so
thick with smoke you'd need to be wearing goggles.

Even if you smoked a joint (for the very first time) it's unlikely you'll
test positive in normal circumstances after a week. The much vaunted 36
days detection is for regular users.

IIRC, it's because canabis byproducts (the things I've forgotten the name
of) that the test looks for end up in the body's fatty tissue and is
processed more slowly and dependent on how regular usage is - hence the
extended detection times.

 

He still says it.