Dug out the 400 Four

Discussion in 'Classic Motorcycles' started by The Older Gentleman, Jun 8, 2006.

  1. And took it to work: 40 miles each way.

    First stop, petrol station. At the next pump, a massive geezer with a
    cut-off leather jacket, bald head, tattoos and wrap-around shades, is
    filling his car. His kids are in the back. He has "biker" written all
    over him.

    "Nice bike!" he calls. I grin and say: "Thanks. It took a lot of time to
    get it like like this." He smiles and waves.

    Thread my way south to the M25, and at least two other car drivers give
    the bike a good eyeful. Both drivers are old goits like me.

    Then the M25, and traffic is light, so I wind the thing up to an
    indicated 90, because this is what it was built for: having the tits
    caned off it. It's still smooth, sweet and despite being 30 years old,
    an utter ball to ride. I wonder what motorists think as this tiny bike
    screams past them and they then clock the old suffix 'R' plate.

    The front brake feels fine but wooden and has little bite. I bet it's
    the swinging pivot seized up - I haven't checked it for a couple of
    years. If you really heave on the lever, it stops, but I'm sure it used
    to be better than this.

    Home again after work, and I whip off the caliper and sure enough, the
    pivot has stuck solid. 1o minutes with cleaning kit and grease sorts it,
    and I clean around the caliper piston for good measure.

    Just as I'm finishing, next-door neighbour turns up on his new (to him)
    XT600E Supermotard, and throws me the keys. Boy, what fun. 600 Bandit
    wheels, sticky tyres, USD front end from a KLX650, a bicycle digital
    speedo cunning fitted in the original speedo housing (previous owner
    couldn't get the original speedo cable drive to work off the Bandit
    front wheel), and a loud carbon can.

    Back to start, refit the 400 brake, and take it round the block, Amazing
    difference. Two ice-cold 1664 beers to celebrate.

    Today has been a good day.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jun 8, 2006
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    platypus Guest

    <chortle>
     
    platypus, Jun 9, 2006
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  3. Heh. I missed that!
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jun 9, 2006
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    platypus Guest

    No, no, it's an excellent word. Brings all sorts of things to mind...
     
    platypus, Jun 9, 2006
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    Ace Guest

    It almost makes me want the one I sold to Blaney back. TOG's
    description of the fun to be had riding it is just so spot on.

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    Ace, Jun 9, 2006
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  6. <Bows>
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jun 9, 2006
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  7. Way to go!

    In a sort of reverse-SOB-black-hole thing I came alongside a bloke on an
    old 1930s (I think) Triumph Speed Twin as well yesterday. Lovely
    ShiteOldTriumph, maroon, rigid rear end (again, I think), geezer aged 80
    if he was a day, grey hair, specs, open face lid, and we clocked each
    other's bikes and nodded to each other.

    Sometimes I think I'd like a ShiteOldTriumph.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jun 9, 2006
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    I've been commuting on the RD this week - great fun. Can't really tell
    if anybody is ogling the bike as I'm surrounded by this odd blue smoke
    everywhere I go.
     
    mike. buckley, Jun 9, 2006
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    Lozzo Guest

    Andy Wegg said...
    But they enjoy hanging around with you.
     
    Lozzo, Jun 9, 2006
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    Timo Geusch Guest

    Heh.

    I'm tempted to ride mine up to your BBQ if it makes back to the Schloss
    and matey who wants to give me cash for the Jetta turns up earlier.

    OTOH I'll probably end up on the BBQ "pour encourager les autres" if I
    turn up on it.
     
    Timo Geusch, Jun 9, 2006
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  11. Yep.

    1958 would have been real (British) Enfield though. That little Honda's
    lasted well. Only 9 years between them and look at the differences.
    Leccy foot, oiltight, decent electrics that actually worked, twin carbs
    that stayed more or less in tune, and the ultimate factory accessory -
    reliability.

    The real tragedy is; in 1967 (the Honda) you could still buy the shite
    British horribleness as it was 9 years before. If not the Enfield, then
    with another badge on it.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jun 14, 2006
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    Ace Guest

    Something seriously screwed up in the US - these two old geezers seem
    to be happy to ride in jeans and shirtsleeves, but insist on wearing
    flourescent orange bibs. WTF is that about?

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    Ace, Jun 15, 2006
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    Ace Guest

    Look, I'm free to extrapolate from a sample of two to the entire
    population, aren't I?

    I think I can count this as a definite bite, btw ;-)
    Oh aye, me too - nowt wrong wi that. Just that I think those vests
    look fucking stupid, is all.
    Yeah, right.
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    `\|/`
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    Ace, Jun 15, 2006
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    platypus Guest

    It's the safe choice in a country where a decent set of leathers gets you
    profiled as an outlaw by the redneck cops...
     
    platypus, Jun 15, 2006
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