Dylan Moran ...

.... is the man. This excerpt from today's Grauniad review of two CDs
of Amnesty International's Secret Policeman's Balls that it and the
Observer are giving away tomorrow and Sunday.

Dylan Moran on Arnold Schwarzenegger (2006)

This idea of preserving freedom is very important. Freedom to be wrong
as well, you know? Freedom to do the wrong thing, elect the wrong
people.

Look at California. Arnold Schwarzenegger is the governor of
California. There's a perfectly ordinary English sentence. How the
**** did that happen? You know how that happened, how he got that job?
By lifting things. Now, you and me, we avoid lifting things. It's
unpleasant. A five-year-old child looks at a heavy thing and goes, "I
don't think so, I'd rather shove Lego up my arse. I'm not gonna lift
that."

He took a totally different approach. He lifted things. He didn't even
move them anywhere. He put them back down in the same place. And then
said to the people who were gathered, "Look how good I am at lifting
things ... in my underpants." And all the people who'd bothered to
stop and watch, they're the really stupid ones cos they said, "You're
the man. You're the one we want to control taxes and water rates and
immigration and all that shit."