Earth - eargh

Is it just me or does anybody else find the presenter an annoying twat?
I've just turned it on and off again. It's too much.

Stunning cinematography though.

 

No.

 

Similar accent & style to Neil Oliver[1], innit.

Aye. I haven't watched last night's episode yet, but I will.

[1] Also a twat.

 

It makes my blood boil just to see that ****, and then when he opens
his fucking mouth...

 

I've no idea who he is..

 

Now there's a surprise!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Oliver
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coast_(TV_series)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006mvlc

 

If I'd been in the least bit interested I could have googled. But
thanks anyway for the links.

As it happens, I've watched quite a few of the Coast programmes, and I
quite like him as a presenter. Even though he's a porage-wog.

 

Yup. I'll go along with that.

 

He's not half as annoying as the sub-coldplay soundtracks that they put
on these things.

Meh.

 

Orrrrnestlee it's prrrro-nownsed "air-rrrrrr-nestlee".

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,

There seems to be a particularly irritating female porridge-wog who's
picking up voice-over work on several adverts lately (can't remember
which ones).

She has one of those dreadful "perky" voices. that make me quite stabby.

 

You watch adverts?! How quaint...

 

The one on the weightwatchers ad? Sounds like Claire Grogan on helium
(yet still, somehow, audible to non-canines)

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ogden

<thinks>

Yeah, that's her.

 

everything's relative.

 

Quite. I'm sure he should run a campaign: "Chris Evans Breakfast Show -
less shit than Chris Moyles"

 

Thank **** he has taken over from that utterly boring **** Wogan. I've
retuned my alarm radio back to the Beeb.

 

You play the Neil Oliver drinking game then.

 

<shrug> I preferred Wogan. At least his show wasn't the same stuff day
after day. When you listen to Evans at the same time each morning, you
get the same features every day, which gets a bit boring - mostly I
suppose because none of them are especially entertaining (to me), so I'm
not bothered about missing them.

Either way, both are better and funnier than that fucking Moyles.

 

Wogan, Moyles and the Archers all have the same effect on me, rushing to hit
the off button.