eBay Revenge :)

It was always going to happen.

The other night a bloke that had done a deal on the Eunos turned up all the
way from NI, landing at Manchester airport renting a car to here (55miles
away) Deal done car as it should be, he then announces in the front garden
in the pissing rain that as it had cost him £xxx to get here, he was only
going to pay me a grand as opposed to £1500 as agreed.

I didnt even speak to the ****, i just took the keys out the car, walked
inside & shut the door on the ****.

He looked very bemused for a while as i laughed my cock off inside.

I went back outside to move the car only to find his passport on the
drive.....

Now, if he hadnt rang me on a witheld number he could have got it back.

Another fucking wanker.

Why do folk seem to think it's ok to be such cunts for no reason? Or they
assume you're mega skint & *need* the money so bad

 

You're my hero you are.

 

Seeing as you no longer have a buyer, I'll give you 500 quid for it.

Doing you a favour, cutting me own froat.

 

<Sniff>

That's beautiful.

I had a guy haggle at the door with me over a kitesurfing board he'd bid
for. He'd driven about an hour to pick it up, it was exactly as described,
and I did wonder at the time why even though he was vaguely in a position to
negotiate. You have to wonder how many people your 'buyer' had successfully
screwed-over, to be confident enough to haggle after a significant time and
money investment. Nice work.

 

Bloody well played that man.

 

What a tool... especially if he'd agreed £1500 by way of bidding that
much for it.

 

And the nice chap i am, i made him sweat like a rapist, i contacted
Manchester Airport, as he really had to go back there, about his passport.

I have them in a jiffy bag with a 'little note' about his conduct

 

Oh, it's you. I thought you were dead.

 

You thought or was hoping? lol

No, still alive - ignore the ID, something I was involved with up
until recently right up until it became apparent the team principal
made Tony Blair look like Mother Theresa in the 'not telling overblown
porkies' stakes.

 

Genuine laugh from here Nige, cheers man I needed that

 

Cut a third of the pages out, & include a note saying that due to the
hassle it cost you, you're only going to return 2/3rds of it.

 

The note simply says 'YOU ARE A ****, I AM NOT'

 

Nice one mate ...

 

Brilliant, but why are you selling it? Did you take the flip out DVD
player out first ?

 

erm, you did notice who the op was?

 

Not evil enough. Find a stamp and write REFUSED ENTRY CRIMINAL RECORD
over it.

 

No, but i'm going to.

I just want to buy a bike & the money would be useful.

 

That's pure class [tips hat]. I'm just guessing here, but are you a
fairly big bloke?

 

Or replace the photograph with something from veronicamoser.com

 

I'd have just lobbed it in the bin and forgotten the whole incident.