eBay Revenge :)

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Wanker he is, but i'm not.

 

Nobody suggested you had to knock one out over his passport photo.

 

There's a thought, he could have sent it back with the pages glued
shut ...

Paul.

 

Well played, that swearbot.

If you really wanted to make his life difficult, you could have cut out
his photograph.

 

"Krusty" <> escribió en el mensaje de noticias

Cut a third of the pages out, & include a note saying that due to the
hassle it cost you, you're only going to return 2/3rds of it.

Or stamp fake seals of terror axis countries.

 

Surely a blow on the chest would be quicker and easier?

 

At least i can uswe all four on one hand & not jiz on 3 of em

 

Or just mess with it a little, like cutting an edge, or over-writing
the signature in biro, so that it looks tampered with.

 

Cut the front cover bottom corner off.

 

He's got you bang to rights. Silly question. I'm waiting for Nige to
Nige something he's bought, but never collected, thus removing all the
tedium of actual ownership

 

The winner!

 

Heh, nicely done.

You do seem to have a habit of attracting them.

 

The new BMW? Or was he daft enough to just cancel the order rather than
sell it to someone who didn't want to wait?

 

Yes, but a good point !

 

Do you want to flog it ?

 

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"Nige" wrote in message

did he not come back then?

 

'Swot I was wondering.