ebay spam

Among all the ads for hard anal fisting and painkillers, I've recently got
spam from a thing calling itself Clydeman7, inviting me to look at his
auctions, and advising that I would have to mail him to unsubscribe from his
mailings - if I wanted to, of course.

Shit like this:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6136534766

My view is that it would be more satisfying to have ebay fit him with a new
orifice, so the question is...

Oh, hang on. I don't need to. Looks like he's had his account pulled,
along with his 691 feedbacks and his 100% positive score. "Not a registered
user."

<happy dance>

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

Indeed. Mined Ewe, it'd be a hell of a way to shut down a competitor,
wouldn't it?

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Who did you have in mind?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

<inspects fingernails>

Dunno what you mean, guv'nor. Nice little Ebay business you've got here.
Very nice. Bit /flammable/ though, if you see what I mean. Be a shame if
an accident was to happen, like...

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Heh, I got a couple from "him" too -- Mainly selling knives =8-o and
sent from a Russian email source. abuse@ebay, etc. emailed.

Nice to know he's been unplugged.
--
| Wik -UKRMHRC#10- 2003 R1150GSA -DC#1 -'FOT#0 'FOF #39 - BOD#12 BOB#12
|# You don't believe me | "Experience is the worst teacher.
|That the scenery | It always gives the test first
|Could be a cold-blooded killer. | and the instruction afterward."
***** human response from wik at blueyonder dot co dot uk *****

 

I keep getting one from some twat flogging Honda spares.

I'm in a Christmassy mood, so I won't report him until the next one
arrives.

 

I'd have another look if I were you...