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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by The Older Gentleman, Jan 26, 2010.

  1. The Older Gentleman

    TOG@Toil Guest

    And the latest:

    "Just been picked up. Heading for Yamaha dealer."
     
    TOG@Toil, Jan 27, 2010
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    crn Guest

    He needs a reliable bike.
    Hides GS500 in the garage.
     
    crn, Jan 27, 2010
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    crn Guest

    Nice bunch of mates there then.
     
    crn, Jan 27, 2010
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    Domenec Guest

    Domenec, Jan 27, 2010
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    Steve Guest

    The point is not to spoil the Jolly for the rest of your mates.
    Whats the point of everyone waiting around?Its not like you're going
    to die....

    Steve
     
    Steve, Jan 27, 2010
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    Catman Guest

    He fell behind.

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    Catman, Jan 27, 2010
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    CT Guest

    You say that *now*...
     
    CT, Jan 27, 2010
    #27
  8. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
    typed
    "We ride hard, we ride fast; we cruise at a minimum of 200kph and stop
    every hour, only for fuel; we're deep in enemy territory, so if anyone
    goes down, you're on your own - let's hope they honour the Geneva
    Convention"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 27, 2010
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    'Hog Guest

    I thought it was insane not to take the K1100 Outfit
     
    'Hog, Jan 27, 2010
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  10. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    If you have a service revolver, WTF do you need food and water for?

    A bottle of whisky, that's what's required.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 27, 2010
    #30
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    'Hog Guest

    Oh I think Sweller had managed to swing it too
     
    'Hog, Jan 27, 2010
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    'Hog Guest

    Erm in this case people were mostly not travelling in a group as far as the
    hotel
     
    'Hog, Jan 27, 2010
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    'Hog Guest

    Hmm last year I took heated clothing AND a big box of chemical hand and foot
    warmers. At one point of the electrical woes there was one in each boot,
    one in the back of each glove and 4 in my inside pockets. I was *warm*.
     
    'Hog, Jan 27, 2010
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    Ace Guest

    It's only a Bonwick. And he does make even more of a habit of this
    than the general rule. After making Champ, porl and Ginge wait all
    fucking afternoon while he tried to source a replacement swinging arm
    for his 9r in the middle of Luxembourg, he knows he's on his own when
    (not if) these things happen.

    Now if it were Bonwick Jr. things might be different...
     
    Ace, Jan 27, 2010
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  15. One hopes to assume that you are referring to either Mrs Bonwick or Ms
    Bonwick and not Master Bonwick.
     
    doetnietcomputeren, Jan 27, 2010
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    ogden Guest

    It's not roadworthy though, is it? And when he would have been making it
    so, his hands were somewhat fucked after surgery.
     
    ogden, Jan 27, 2010
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    Ace Guest

    I've never met any such young gentleman. Of the two Bonwicks here
    which one is younger, would you say?
     
    Ace, Jan 27, 2010
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  18. I'm supposed to know who you have and have not met?
    One with the intial A and is less juvenile that the other A.
     
    doetnietcomputeren, Jan 27, 2010
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    YTC#1 Guest

    I give up. Tell him to just twatter ! :)
     
    YTC#1, Jan 27, 2010
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    Lozzo Guest

    You are forgetting Bonwick. D, otherwise known as Bonwick very senior.
     
    Lozzo, Jan 27, 2010
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