ELLO ELLO!

Some of you knobs be interested to know that weaving betwen lanes fucks up
the 'specs' camera's ??

Also ( NOT IN Northern Ireland) if nicked for speeding offence , get
solicitor and tell him to ask peeler to identify you in court. He cant
because you are sitting outside the court and being legally represented are
deemed to be present. HA HA case dismissed.

Blair wants to balls this country up- why cant i help.

fx <farts>

 

Jesus wept, you're a slow **** aren't you.

I despair.

Is this the peer group we now have in ukrm?

 

Peer as in 'one who pees himself'? Yes.

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you're precisely the type of knob i wuz trying to help--now put on a burkha
and go get shagged by a donkey !

 

"i wuz" - FFS, not just a slow ****, but a persistant one as well.
You can tell half term started this week.

 

Help in what way tosser? This is *old fucking news*.

 

<FX: checks calendar>

Ah , half term week.

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http://www.penney.org/ggkiller.html

 

mmmm - smartarse knobs at that-- make that two donkeys and stay bent
over while I lube up this large turnip.

 

Why don't you just **** off and do something you're obviously more
suited to? Sucking a tramps dick might be a good starting point.

 

What about female tramps eh? I've heard that discrimination is against the
law


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Yes, but the headmaster will be asking for your presence back at school
soon, so that's OK


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If I'd meant female tramps I'd have said "go munch a bag bitches
carpet" but I excluded them on the grounds that they're a waste of
time.