EOSM 2005, get in there!

I should have typed and indeed intended to type What about a Beginning Of
Summer Silliness Meet On Motorcycles?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Steph

<Wicked uncle Mode>

Hurr-hurr-hurr... Do I 'ave ter bring me own eggs'n'stout?

</WUM>

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Don't you start!

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Steph amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

As long as I've had at least one beer I find most kids tolerable. What I
mean is I don't find them scary and I'm able to talk to them without
being patronising.

I'll make sure I pack an extra long reel of Gaffer Tape

Well, I intend to stay for at least a couple of nights.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Poor woman. Make sure you stand well clear unless you like entrails.

Oh right, as you were.

It's been pointed out before and I've noticed it, too. You're starting
to look the other way, innit.

If you can here vodka calling you I might suggest you've had too much
already

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, CT amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

<Thinks>

One of them might just be better than a rolled up newspaper...

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Steph

<shiver>

I love it when you talk Northern.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Whinging Courier

<amends packing list for Cornwall>

Didn't want any coffee anyway...

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Whinging Courier wrote

<fx: Crosses nice new *huge* stainless steel thermos from list of stuff
to pack for Cornwall>

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote

I have, only in the last few minutes come, to hate you.

Bastard.

 

Tha'll ger a clip roun't eer in a minute my lad!

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Steph amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Well, I don't want to brag ;-)

That's not a bad idea. How would I solve the problem of custard sqidging
out of the neck whilst a-pumping?

Actually, a flask in on my list of things to do, IYKWIM.

 

<sales of used vacuum flasks in charity shops plummet>

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Oops.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

<I really shouldn't post this but sod it>

Surely you'd get less flexability with a vacuum flask, and wouldn't the
larger diameter of the flask result in a loss of sensation? I suppose if
you filled the flask with tepid custard then inserted the polythene bag
it could be better.

However if you're referring to keeping coffee warm - a flask would
definately be better than a rolled up newspaper ;-)

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Steph

Y'know, I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm seeing Mups in a whole
new light here.

And I don't like it.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Bring the top of the bag up and over the outside of the flask (leaving
enough extra to allow for expension) Then fasten the bag to the outside
of the flask with a decent O ring. I suppose if it was a permanent
feature you could use silicon sealent to stick the bag to the flask and
then use gaffa tape to secure it.

<snip>

 

Mups will not be a happy chappy when he gets back from his course and
reads this.. <oops> But I can honestly say he would not be interested in
such an item - he prefers women to thermos flasks.

As for where I got the idea from for WC, If I'm making fruit jelly I
suspend the jellybag over a jug and then tape the outside of it around
the jug - Same principle different use. If WC wants to shag a flask,
thats his choice, and far better I suppose than some other options he
could go for.

 

Steph says...

I'm glad you did

What a fucking top idea. It takes a woman to know what a man needs.

<fires up yell.com for camping suppliers>

 

Hell even I get broody sometimes and I've got kids.