EOSM (again, again, again!)

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Nigel Eaton, Sep 13, 2004.

  1. Nigel Eaton

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    While I'm thinking of it[1]:


    To Wizard, Sorby and Colin (not necessarily in that order) for the
    Musical Interlude. Or "Requiem Mass" as I prefer to think of it.

    [1] More flashbacks may follow. Some not involving Steph's tits. Or
    Elly's. Or Nina's. On reflection, there were bums too.
    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

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    Nigel Eaton, Sep 13, 2004
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    Champ Guest

    Quite. Perhaps Wizard could post the lyrics, cos I didn't catch them
    all over the laughter.
    Champ, Sep 13, 2004
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  3. Nigel Eaton

    Sorby Guest

    Cheers Nigel & Champ. I really enjoyed it.

    I had practiced the song several times on my own (and once with Colin) but
    without an audience so nearly jumped out of my skin when you all started
    laughing at the relevant bits!

    I'll leave Wizard to post the lyrics as they were his work.

    Cheers to Colin for his able accompaniment on the mandolin.
    Sorby, Sep 13, 2004
  4. Nigel Eaton

    porl Guest

    Nice one for getting the bollocks on to do that and no thanks to whoever was
    mixing in the radio or whatever it was over the loudspeakers.

    After a song and t-shirts in his honour I can't help but feel that Sir Tony
    should get some kind of award for Most Successful Trolling of ukrm.
    porl, Sep 13, 2004
  5. Nigel Eaton

    Sorby Guest

    Wished I'd noticed it - we could have ask to have it turned off.
    Heh. If it wasn't Sir Tony it'd be someone else.
    Sorby, Sep 13, 2004
  6. Nigel Eaton

    Wizard Guest

    Seems like he's alive, though. Still, we won;t letthat spoil our
    <Locates appropriately-shaped tuit>

    Dogger On A Bike

    Tune: Candle In The Wind

    No disrespect intended towards Marilyn Monroe, Diana Princess of Wales,
    or Elton John. Lots of disrespect intended towards Sir.Tony.

    Goodbye Epping's knight,
    May you no more post in our group
    You were the twat who sunk to depths
    Where no-one else would stoop
    You rode into our newsgroup
    Like a saint among mere men
    And told us to avoid
    H 101 BRN.

    But it seemed to me
    You lived your life
    Like a dogger on a bike,
    Posting endless Usenet warnings
    Naming cars you didn't like;
    And when you felt frustrated
    'cos your sex life drew a blank,
    You went to Epping Forest for
    A semi-public wank.

    UKRM was tough
    And you often sparked off a row
    But you always cared that we
    Should all ride safely, now. ;-)
    You always bore a grudge,
    Or so it seemed to me,
    Against an old white Beemer,
    T 664 NLB.

    And you warned us off Connections
    Steered us clear of Bandit Bikes,
    And you used our group to publicise
    Your strongly-felt dislikes;
    And when you felt dejected
    'cos your sex life didn't rock,
    You hung around in bushes
    Playing sadly with your cock.

    <8P Wizard
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    Wizard, Sep 13, 2004
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    tallbloke Guest

    <Sits at feet of master>
    tallbloke, Sep 13, 2004
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    Cheers yourself - you done good.
    Colin Irvine, Sep 13, 2004
  9. Nigel Eaton

    Molly Guest

    Nice! Very Nice.

    Well done.
    Molly, Sep 13, 2004
  10. Nigel Eaton

    Wizard Guest

    Indeed- muchos congrats to Sorby and Colin. I didn't hearthe rehearsals,
    and was bowled over when I heard the performance- I think the various
    pauses and repetitions they introduced took what I'd done and improved
    on it a lot.
    About an hour after the world premiere in the Main Auditorium, a second
    performance took place in the more intimate ambiance of the South Foyer.
    I think someone was recording, so it may be possible to bung up one of
    those MP3 thingies sometime.

    Yeah, IKWYM, but my feeling is if they can't join you, beat them.

    Or, as the saying goes, "Dance, boi, dance".

    <8P Wizard
    Suzuki GS550 "I like that. Nicely shite" - TOG
    Golf GTi 16v
    ANORAK#17b BOMB#19 BOTAFOT#138 BREast#5 COFF#24
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    Wizard, Sep 13, 2004
  11. Nigel Eaton

    Wizard Guest

    <Holds out gloved hand like Alice Cooper meeting Wayne and Garth>

    <8P Wizard
    Suzuki GS550 "I like that. Nicely shite" - TOG
    Golf GTi 16v
    ANORAK#17b BOMB#19 BOTAFOT#138 BREast#5 COFF#24
    COSOC#8 DFV#11 STG#1
    Wizard, Sep 13, 2004
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    tallbloke Guest

    Yo Dude, those lyrics are just *Excellent*

    Ah, wrong movie.

    tallbloke, Sep 13, 2004
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    Muck Guest

    Sorby wrote:
    Depends which Sir Tony you're talking about dunnit?
    Muck, Sep 13, 2004
  14. Nigel Eaton

    Wizard Guest

    Ackshirley, AC met W&G in Wayne's World, where "Excellent!" was a

    If Sir is thinking Bill & Ted, Sir may be looking for the expressions
    "Bodacious" and "totally non-heinous".

    <8P Wizard
    Suzuki GS550 "I like that. Nicely shite" - TOG
    Golf GTi 16v
    ANORAK#17b BOMB#19 BOTAFOT#138 BREast#5 COFF#24
    COSOC#8 DFV#11 STG#1
    Wizard, Sep 13, 2004
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    tallbloke Guest

    You mean, I got the *right film*?!

    <fx: flabberghasted>
    tallbloke, Sep 13, 2004
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    Owen Guest

    And thanks for doing a repeat performance for those of us that
    couldn't hear it properly the first time... Class... :)
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    Owen, Sep 13, 2004
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    Wik Guest

    Bless. She was quite apologetic to most all the following morning,
    myself included. Must have been one of those "OhMiGed-
    WhatDidISayAndDoLastNight?!" moments 'cause she was trying to excuse
    herself to me, too and I definitely, *definitely*, didn't see any tits

    If I *had* seen any breasts being aired, I would be unlikely to be
    posting about it on the froup, either...

    Besides, if I'd known there was free skin going, I'd have stayed up
    longer (fnarr).

    [1] Apart from those stood in the car-park, natch...
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    Wik, Sep 14, 2004
  18. which reminds me to apologise to Steph... When helping her into the
    corset I tied a dfferent knot to the one she was expecting and she
    couldnt get it undone so had to sleep in it! Ooops.


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    Adrienne M Jenn, Sep 14, 2004
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    ogden Guest

    I heard it was more along the lines of "chris was too pissed to untie
    it". Which was entirely possible.
    ogden, Sep 14, 2004
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    Champ Guest

    <goes for lie down>
    Champ, Sep 14, 2004
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