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In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Generally, yes.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

And why do Greek men wear moustaches?

So they can look like their mothers.

 

But you were pissed, it was very cold, and very dark.

 

No, I just seem to get through them quite quickly. It might be
because of the size and weight of the rider.

I don't believe any words are taboo on UKRM.

 

Heaven forbid I disagree with wessie, but I used 'gay' as in utterly
shit.

So you won't mind me staying over at your place again?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

I think better when I'm pissed or at least I can bullshit my way out of
mistake better.

Anyway, I wasn't that pissed, I managed to get your motorbike out of the
alley (fnarrr)

 

BGN emerged from their own little world to say

Bring your Harry Potter DVD. I'll supply the Werther's and blue fizzy pop.

 

Can you read me a story until I'm asleep?

 

Bah, I could have got it out myself, I just needed some direction as I
couldn't see past my arse.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

I'll bring some flags and do it in semaphore.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, wessie

Oi! The Werther's shtick is mine.

Get a puppy.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

I won't mention that I like them too then.

No thanks, two in the freezer now.