Everything You Need To Know About Key Lanyards

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by rota6566, Jan 21, 2008.

  1. rota6566

    rota6566 Guest

    Ask anyone what the most commonly misplaced item of all time is and
    the answer you are likely to get is “my keys.” To end the search once
    and for all, simply secure your key to a key lanyard. The key lanyard
    can then be worn around the neck, wrist, arm, or waist. Also of common
    practice, is to attach the key lanyard to an item that is frequently
    carried, such as a backpack or purse. A key lanyard can also be
    conveniently attached to a belt loop, allowing the keys to be placed
    into a pocket.

    Often made of rope, cloth or wire, the key lanyard provides the
    security of knowing where your key is at all times. It is easily
    accessible and also keeps your hands free.

    The key chain lanyard is designed to attach to an individual key or
    entire set of keys. The device used to secure the keys is typically a
    metal or plastic key ring, referred to as a split ring. A popular
    style of key chain lanyard is a neck lanyard featuring an attachment
    to secure a smaller key chain lanyard. The small key chain lanyard can
    then be removed when the keys are needed and then easily reattached to
    the neck lanyard when the keys are not in use.

    Available in many styles, the key chain lanyard is a matter of
    individual taste. Custom printed key chain lanyards can made to have a
    slogan, logo or symbol. Key lanyards are inexpensive and can be
    purchased through a number of suppliers, and then customized to you
    favorite color and print. They key chain lanyard is a popular souvenir
    item and is frequently available for purchase in gift shops because it
    is a practical way to remember a vacation or business trip.

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    rota6566, Jan 21, 2008
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  2. rota6566

    davethedave Guest

    He's selling string. STRING!

    <holds head in despair>

    but how long is it? :wq
     
    davethedave, Jan 21, 2008
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  3. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, davethedave
    Not just string!

    Simpson's individual stringettes! The now string! Ready cut, easy to
    handle, Simpson's individual emperor stringettes - just the right
    length!

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 21, 2008
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  4. rota6566

    DR Guest

    For what?
     
    DR, Jan 21, 2008
    #4
  5. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, DR
    A million household uses!

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
    Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 21, 2008
    #5
  6. rota6566

    Rudy Lacchin Guest

    Ogden Nash?
     
    Rudy Lacchin, Jan 21, 2008
    #6
  7. Wotcha.
    As used in hospitals.
     
    ^..^ Lone Wolf, Jan 21, 2008
    #7
  8. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ^..^ Lone Wolf
    Quite so.

    Y'know, I'm beginning to suspect I'm in Eddie's killfile.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

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    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
    Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 21, 2008
    #8
  9. rota6566

    Ace Guest

    Or possibly your newsserver's borked, as your earlier messages don't
    seem to have made it out. At least no to the cheesy swerver, though I
    guess it could be at the other end...

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    ..'_/_|_\_'. Ace (b.rogers at ifrance.com)
    \`\ | /`/ DS#8 BOTAFOT#3 SbS#2 UKRMMA#13 DFV#8 SKA#2 IBB#10
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    `\|/`
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    Ace, Jan 21, 2008
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  10. rota6566

    Eddie Guest

    <fx: waves dismissively>

    Better things to do. Don't take it personally.
     
    Eddie, Jan 21, 2008
    #10
  11. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Eddie
    <bottom lip trembles>

    You heartless bastard.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
    Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 21, 2008
    #11
  12. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ace
    The Cheesy swerver auto-filters 306b's?

    Blimey.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
    Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 21, 2008
    #12
  13. rota6566

    Eddie Guest

    *Vicious* heartless bastard, if you don't mind.
     
    Eddie, Jan 21, 2008
    #13
  14. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Eddie
    Oh... OK then, go on.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
    Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 21, 2008
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