Exam Nerves

Gin.

 

Take a semi-automatic rifle with you and gun down 70% of the people sitting
the exam at the same time as you.


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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Any suggestions for exam nerves? Got a Microsoft exam and its meant to be
difficult. Only 30% of applicants passed the 1st round of the exam.

 

Don't use dumb-dumb bullets, as you'll only hit the thickies.

 

<thinks of the Roger Rabbit bullet sequence>

<grins>

 

I think that I've un-remembered that to the point of not remembering it
at all. <sigh> I'll have to borrow a DVD, now.

 

www.mcsebraindumps.com

 

Why are so many IT Professionals and aspiring certification candidates
searching the Internet for braindumps? Could it be because braindumps give
you the best chance of understanding tha material to be covered on the exam?
Maybe its because you will recieve practical insight to problem solving
tactics in the IT Professional world today? Or perhaps it is becuase
braindumps offer a timely solution to reading three tomes about your
certification subject? No matter how you look at it, or size up the
question, the answer is the same: "Yes - braindumps assist you in working
smarter, not necissarily harder."

....or "How to Pass Exams Without Being Able to Spell".

 

They are multiple choice... but strangely you do need a pretty damn good
grasp of english in some of the questions to understand exactly what they're
asking.

They're also exceedingly expensive exams to fail.

 

In this case, as its MS Business Systems, £88+Vat. Courses actually quite
subsidised too at £750 ish each, but are < 1 week (2-3 days).
I haven't had to pay it though. Might do if I reach my 5th or so fail of
it....

 

Jack Daniels worked for my Advanced Databases exam at uni.

I got 2%.

 

<sigh> Is there anything that doesn't whoosh you?

 

Are you sure that I was whooshed?

I'm not.

 

Go back and look at the text I posted, particularly the words "tha", "its"
(for "it is"), "recieve", "becuase", and "necissarily". I didn't proofread
the entire site - this was the first thing I clicked on. I accept that a
poor command of English doesn't mean you're thick. It just makes you /seem/
thick, which is an inferior marketing strategy for an IT training site
IMNSHO.

 

If you weren't then your response makes no sense at all. Platy took
the piss out of the appalling spelling, and you responded saying you
had to have good english skills to pass.

 

http://makeashorterlink.com/?F26241349

Ideal for those vital last minute tips. All our MS guys swear by it.

Soy.

 

Which, I thought, was adding to what Platy had said.

Shrug, I don't really care TBH

 

I got 0% in one of my exams, I forget which.

Unsurprising, given that my answer to question 1 was, and I quote,
"I will not be attending the university of leicester next year",
after which I put up my hand, submitted the paper and walked out.

And that was the end of a beautiful academic career.

 

Bwahahaha! Excellent performance. Wish I'd been there to see to see the
faces on the exam monitors when you strolled in.
Mind you, you should be commended for managing not to get ejected and even
getting a passmark alone.

 

Smugness is not in my nature honest ) However I am a bit pleased because

I got 94% when 70% was the minimum passmark.
70 questions, over 90 minutes - of which I used about 40 minutes of.
This means I used 34 secs approx for each question - 1 minute 17 secs was
the allowed per question.

I'm just a bit confused about the scoring - that means I failed on 4.2
questions out of 70, and the only way I can rationale that is that some were
multiple answer.
Its not that I am not good at exams, I just panic like **** and hate going
to them. Maybe I should go the Ogden route and **** the score I get )

I don't think this exam though to be fair can be compared with the MCSE's
etc - I've done sample of those and they are quite tough - but I am not
certified in any of that stuff.

Tony