Exodous 1

1. Now these are the names of the children of Israel, which came into
Egypt; every man and his household came with Jacob.
2. Reuben, Simeon, Levi, and Judah,
3. Issachar, Zebulun, and Benjamin,
4. Dan, and Naphtali, Gad, and Asher.
5. And all the souls that came out of the loins of Jacob were seventy
souls: for Joseph was in Egypt already.

 

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Genesis 38:10

 

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Anyway, the LOLCat bible version of Exodus is *much* better.

<http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Exodus_1>

Get with the programme, Tone.

 

As this is uk.rec.motorcycles, I though I'd bring the subject back on topic:
It was initially thought that the first motorbike was when
(Quote) "God's Triumph was heard all over Israel."

But further investigation uncovered
(Quote) "Moses rode across the desert on a Sunbeam"

 

But the crysler sunbeam is a CAR! and what was he doing sitting on the
roof? and more importantly, who was driving?

Curse that crappy bible thing... It's so utterly inconsistent and full of
plot holes it's unbelievable anyone fell of it.

The bible. Makes Lost look like Babylon 5.
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Moses wouldn't have been seen dead in crap American car. He was riding one
of these http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunbeam_S7_and_S8

 

Nah, he rode across on a horse with no name.

 

With plants and birds and rocks and things?