Extracts from the Koran

Extracts from the holy Hadiths. Islam sounds cool, I might convert and
stop being an infidel

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Muslim Chapter 17 The Prophet said: "None of you is a believer till I
(Muhammad) am dearer to him than the members of his household (his
child, his father) his wealth and the whole of mankind."

Muslim 32 The Prophet said: "When the slave runs away from his master,
his prayer is not accepted"; he is an infidel.

Muslim 71 The Prophet said: ". . . The Jew or Christian who hears about
me but does not affirm his belief... shall be one of the denizens of
Hell-fire."

Muslim 97 The Prophet said: "When anyone awakes from sleep, he must
clean his nose three times, for the devil spends the night in the
interior of his nose."

Also: "When anyone wipes his anus with pebbles he should do this an odd
number of times."

Muslim 98 The Prophet said, after some people had hurried in to prayers:
"Woe to dry heels because of Hell-fire. Make your ablution thorough."

Muslim 100 The Prophet said: "He who performs ablutions well, his sins
come out of his body, even from under his nails."

Muslim 103 The Prophet said: "Five are the acts of Fitra: (male)
circumcision, shaving the pubes, cutting the nails, shaving the hair
under the armpits and clipping the moustache.

Muslim 104 The Prophet said: "When answering the call of nature neither
turn your face or back to Mecca." "After excretion the right hand is not
to be used, nor is a bone to be used nor camel dung. "Nor should you
hold your penis with your right hand while urinating. Nor should you
breathe into the vessel from which you drink."

Muslim 107 The common practice with the Holy Prophet was that he
urinated in a sitting position. He then performed ablution and wiped his
socks.

Muslim 110 The Prophet said: "When anyone wakes up from sleep, he should
wash his hands three times before putting them in the utensil, for he
does not know where his hand was during the night."

Muslim 112 The Prophet said: "You should not urinate in stagnant water,
then wash in it.

Muslim 116 A'isha said: "I used to scrape the drop of semen off the
Prophet's garment and he then went out to prayer in that garment."

Muslim 119 A'isha said: "When any of the Prophet's wives menstruated,
the Messenger of Allah (would not have sexual intercourse with them but)
would get them to wrap up their lower half and embrace them."

Muslim 124 The Prophet said: "If a woman experiences orgasm in a dream
she should take a bath."

Muslim 156 The Prophet said: "When Satan hears the call to prayer, he
runs 36 miles."



Muslim 207 A'isha said: "The Apostle of Allah saw spittle, or snot or
sputum sticking to the wall towards Mecca and scratched it off." The
Prophet said: "When anyone of you is engaged in prayer, he is holding
intimate conversation with Allah, so none of you must spit in front of
him or towards his right side, but towards his left side under his left
foot."

Muslim 211 The Prophet said: "He who eats of garlic should not enter our
mosque, as the angels are harmed by the same things as man." Also:

"I saw in a dream that a cock pecked me twice, so I know my end is
near."

Muslim 234 The Prophet said: "Then go to the persons who do not join the
congregational prayer and order their homes to be burnt..."

Muslim 319 Drought gripped Arabia. The Prophet raised his arms and said
three times: "O Allah send down rain upon us." It rained for a week and
the animals were drowning. The Prophet had to supplicate Allah to stop
the rain. The sun came out immediately.

Muslim 322 The day of the eclipse the Prophet saw Hell: "One inhabitant
was a man with his intestines trailing in the fire." He robbed pilgrims.
"Most of the inhabitants of Hell were women. They were there for their
ingratitude to their husbands.

Muslim 330 The Prophet said: "The dead body is punished for the
lamentations of his family."

Muslim 344 "Those who amass wealth, stones heated in the Fire of Hell
will burn holes through their chests to their backs time and again."

Abu Dharr reported that he heard such from the Prophet.

Muslim 416 A'isha said: "The Messenger of Allah used to kiss his wives
while fasting but he had great control over his desire."

Muslim 430 The Prophet said: "If anyone dies owing some fasts, his heir
must fast on his behalf."

Muslim 497 The Prophet said: "Casting of pebbles at the Jamras (Stoning
the Devil) is to be done by odd numbers (seven) and the number of
circuits around the Ka'bah is also seven."



Muslim 499 On the Day of Nahr one should throw pebbles, then slaughter
the animal, then get one's head shaved starting from the right hand
side.

Muslim 506 The camel is to be fettered and sacrificed in a standing
position.

Muslim 514 One may perform Haj (the Pilgrimage) on behalf of the maimed,
the old and the deceased.

Muslim 540 The Prophet said that he saw a woman coming and going in the
shape of a devil and she fascinated him. So he came to his wife, Zaynab
as she was tanning leather and had sexual intercourse with her. That
drove out what he felt in his heart.

Muslim 550 It is permissible to cast a glance at the face and the palms
of a woman whom one intends to marry.

Muslim 557 The Jews used to say: "When a man has intercourse with his
wife through her vagina but from behind, the child will have a squint."
So Allah revealed the verse: "Your wives are your tilth; go then unto
your tilth as you may desire." (2:223) "If he likes he may have
intercourse being on the back or in front of her, but it should be
through one opening, the vagina."

Muslim 558 The Prophet said: "When a man calls his wife to his bed and
she does not come, the husband spends the night being angry with her,
and the angels curse her until morning. The One Who is in Heaven is
displeased with her until the husband is pleased with her."

Muslim 576 The Prophet said: "Woman has been created from a rib, and
will in no way be straightened for you. Had it not been for the children
of Israel, food would not have gone stale or bad; and had it not been
for Eve, a woman would never have been unfaithful to her husband."

Muslim 577 It is forbidden to divorce a wife during her menstrual
period. When she is pure he may divorce her, if he would so wish.

Muslim 617 The Prophet forbade the hiring of a camel to cover a she
camel.

Muslim 619 Selling a cat, selling a dog (unless it is a working dog) and
the earnings of prostitutes (unless they are non-Muslims),
fortunetellers and sorcerers are all forbidden.

Muslim 619 The Messenger was fond of cats but he disliked dogs. At first
he sent men to the corners of Medina that all dogs should be killed.
Later he relented and allowed the possession of working dogs and guard
dogs. However, he said: "It is your duty to kill the jet-black dog
having two spots on the eyes, for it is a devil."

Muslim 622 The sale of wine, carcass, swine and idols is forbidden. Lard
is not to be used for coating boats, varnishing hides or for lighting
purposes.

Muslim 623 The Prophet said: "It is not permissible to take the life of
a Muslim except in one of the three cases: the married adulterer, a life
for a life, and the deserter of Islam."

Muslim 678 The Prophet said: "Let there be the curse of Allah upon the
thief who steals an egg and his hand is cut off, and steals a rope and
his hand is cut off..... (5:38 also)

Muslim 680 The Prophet said: "When an unmarried couple fornicate they
should receive one hundred lashes and banishment for one year. In the
cases of a married male committing adultery with a married female, they
shall receive one hundred lashes and be stoned to death. If one of the
pair is unmarried, one hundred lashes and exile for a year.

Muslim 682 The Prophet said: "Do not stone the adulteress who is
pregnant until she has had her child." After the birth she was put into
a ditch up to her chest and the Prophet commanded them to stone her.
Khalid came forward with a stone which he threw at her head, and there
spurted blood on the face of Khalid and he cursed her. The gentle
Prophet prayed over her and she was buried.

Muslim 685 For drinking wine the Prophet ordered forty stripes of two
lashes.

Muslim 767 The Prophet said that anyone who tries to disrupt the unity
of the Muslims should be killed by the sword.

Muslim 776 The Prophet said that a young man of fifteen was old enough
to fight but a boy of fourteen was not.

Muslim 777 The Prophet said: "Do not take the Qur'an on a journey with
you, for I am afraid lest it should fall into the hands of the enemy who
may quarrel with you over it."

Muslim 780 The Prophet used to dislike the Shikal horse, that is one
whose right back foot and left foot (or vice versa) are white.

Muslim 781 The Prophet said that on the Day of Judgment those who had
been wounded in Jihad would still weep the colour of blood but it would
smell of musk.

Muslim 786 Asked about (3:169) "Think not of those who are slain in
Allah's way as dead. Nay, they are alive, finding their sustenance in
the presence of the Lord..." The Prophet said: "The souls of the martyrs
live in the bodies of green birds who have their nests in the
chandeliers hung from the throne of the Almighty..."

Muslim 813 A dead whale was found washed up on the beach. The Muslims
were permitted to eat it.

Muslim 814 et seq. The Prophet forbade the eating of meat of domestic
asses for those are loathsome or impure. (But horses and wild asses are
permitted as food) The Prophet would not eat lizard but did not make it
unlawful (816) The Prophet ate locusts (817) and hares. (818)

Muslim 842 The Prophet said: "None of you should drink while standing;
and if anyone forgets, he must vomit."

Muslim 843 It is reliably reported that the Prophet drank water from the
Zamzam well while standing.

Muslim 845 When a table of people were sharing a cup of milk the Prophet
said that it was desirable to circulate it to the next person on the
right.

Muslim 846 The Prophet said: "The Satan is present with any one of you
in everything he does; so if any one of you drops a mouthful he should
remove anything dirty on it and eat it and not leave anything for the
devil; and when he finishes eating he should lick his fingers, for he
does not know in what portion of his food the blessing lies."

Muslim 864 The Prophet forbade drinking in silver vessels for one who
drinks in them in this world will not in the Hereafter. "Do not wear
brocade or silk as these are meant for you in the Hereafter."

Muslim 866 The Prophet forbade the wearing of clothes dyed in saffron
(yellow). "Those are clothes usually worn by non-believers, so do not
wear them. Burn them."

Muslim 877 The Prophet said: "When one of you puts on sandals, he should
first put on the right foot, and when he takes it off he should take off
the left one first... None should walk in only one sandal."

Muslim 878 The Prophet said that no man should eat with the left hand or
wrap himself completely leaving no opening for the arms...

Muslim 882 A'isha may have let a puppy into her house. The Prophet made
her put it out. Gabriel came and said: "It was the dog in your house
which prevented me from coming, for we angels do not enter a house in
which there is a dog or a picture." The Prophet said: "Those who paint
pictures would be punished on the Day of Resurrection and it would be
said to them: 'Breathe soul into what you have created'". The
commentator says that an artist wishes to rival the creator or to create
something to worship? Even photographs or statues are not exempted from
this stricture and yet we all have seen photographs of the Ayatollah and
of martyrs in that most Islamic of countries, Iran.

Muslim 886 Mohawks beware.

The Prophet forbade Qaz'a. This means having a part of a boy's head
shaved and leaving a part unshaven.

Muslim 888 The Prophet cursed the women who added false hair and to the
women who asked for it. (One had lost it in an attack of small pox) The
Children of Israel were ruined at the time when their women wore wigs.
The Prophet called it cheating. He also cursed those women that had
themselves tattooed and their eyebrows plucked.

 

See, this is where a good christian based nation has it beat over muslim
states. Its all about the TP.

..:: Sponky ::.

"Sea monkey took my money"

 

I figure that it doesn't matter how many times you wipe your
arse with pebbles, it's still odd.

G

 

Doh was gonna say if gb would stop crossposting it to other newsgroups
or crosspost it to the others minus ausmoto then we would all be happier.

 

I tried one of those toilet brushes once. Didn't
like it, damn near took all the skin off my butt.
I've gone back to using toilet paper like most
other folks do.

G

 

3 sea-shells.

 

3 sheckels for this fake beard? OK, I'll take it.
Here ya go. Seeya.

G

 

*Now* he tells me...

Doug Cox.
Work to ride, Ride to work...

 

But a smooth pebble will only get so much crap out, a rough one will really
get you clean.

But then, mix about 5 packets of `Blizzards` mints with water, and you will
not need worry about no pebble or tp.

 

*snip boring crap*

Heeeere fishy fishy fishy!!!!

Mike.S

 

| Extracts from the holy Hadiths. Islam sounds cool, I might convert and
| stop being an infidel
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| ka
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Hey Keith, that's *awesome*

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