F.S. Fast Motah

Now that I've acquired Simes old Rangey, I'm selling a very fast old cage if
anyone is interested in that sort of thing.

Details here:

http://www.tallbloke.net/img/scorpio/

 

Nice. If I wasn't out of drive space and cash I'd be interested.

Is it not worth flea-baying it? They seem to go for decent money on there.

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Yep. I'm just offering to folk who are less likely to dick me around before I
go to the great auction house in the aether.

 

It sounds nice, and drives along very smoothly...

 

I'd be a bit concerned about the heater matrix, though.

The last one I did required me to remove the dash to replace it.

Took me the best part of 2 days all-in - and that was in a relatively
badly equipped car.

 

SteveH says...

How often does a heater matrix require changing ffs?

I've been driving shite old cars for 26 years and only ever replaced
one, and that was because a mate pulled a pipe out of the one in my BMW
528i when mistaking the pipe for the bonnet release in the dark.

 

Which one was that? I recall the Giulietta's............
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The answer to that is 'not very often', but if you read Tallbloke's ad.
then you'll see that his car has a fucked matrix.

 

That was on Katie's 33 8v.

 

SteveH says...

It's a one-off job. So what if it takes you a day and a half to
complete, the car's cheap enough to start with.

 

The point is that it's not cheap enough when you need to spend a day or
two doing the matrix and then another hundred quid getting the aircon
looked at.

 

Why don't you just ignore the post instead of spending time picking
holes in a car someone else is trying to sell? It's obvious you don't
want the car and you're giving the impression that you'll only be
happy when you persuade anyone interested in a cheap car that it's a
pile of shit. IMO all that does is make you a prize ****. Nothing new
there then.

 

It's not like anyone *ever* does that when a bike is advertised here, is
it?

 

For £700 you just pretend it never had aircon.

 

Of course they do. It's usually the cunts with a worse bike slagging
them off as well. It's one of the less appealing sides to ukrm because
I couldn't imagine the culprits doing it while standing next to the
seller while a potential purchaser is there viewing the machine.

I'm still amazed that the only person I've seen punch you in the face
is your wife.

 

Depends if the potential purchaser was someone you knew or not, surely.
(And yes, I have pointed out stuff to watch for to a mate when another
mate is doing the selling)

DILLIGAF what some of the cunts on here think?

 

High praise indeed. The problem is that I actually meant it.

An often used classic.

 

I thought it was Doc Gonzo but he might have been repeating the line.

 

I think it's the fat old bloke. You know, the one that's not Trev.

And, I seem to remember it was "I'm sorry you have a small penis; maybe
your boyfriend can suck it bigger for you" but I could well be wrong.

 

Nice one, ta.