Faaaaaark

5:20 faark indeed. Change of clothing def required[/QUOTE]

Love 3:06 when the chap just starts taking pictures...

 

Could be amusing when someone uses the karzi though.

 

I believe that now they don't discharge onto the tracks. As ~12 year
olds my mate Derrick had worked out the point before our home station
at which to pull the chain in order to leave a steaming pile on the
level crossing.

 

boots wibbled forthrightly:

Ah, okay. I know the certain French trains do. They don't have any
signs inside saying "do not use in stations" IIRC. Hence when you go to
major stations in Paris, you see human excrement at regular intervals
on the track.

 

I must try and keep up with things - that's 2 out of 2 video links
you've posted that are no longer valid. Which part of "Uniform",
"Resource" or "Locator" don't these filthy YouTube vermin understand?

I'll blame Jon Postel, as he's dead, and had a horrific beard, and so
deserves all he posthumously gets.

 

To be fair, that'd be the case whether the trains had toilets or not.

 

I never forgave the bloke for giving us Ping.

 

I never forgave the bloke for being such a pussy over the DNS
landgrab.

 

Grimly Curmudgeon wibbled forthrightly:

His account is suspended too. Bizarre.

 

#Passengers will please refrain
#From flushing toilets while the train
#Is standing at the station. (I love you.)
#We encourage constipation
#While the train is at the station;
#If the train can't go then why should you?
(To the tune of "Humoresque"[1])

[1]

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WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".

 

I thought that was written by Marjorie Flack and Kurt Wiese?

...or maybe Mike Muuss...

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Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
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WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".

 

don't bring facts into the equation, old man.

 

Soz...







...whippersnapper!

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Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
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WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".

 

AFAIR, HSTs still do.

 

Pretty sure you're right 'cos there's masses of 'white stuff' that looks
like damp toilet paper on the line in Bath station.

I'm really quite surprised that this still happens.

 

"This video has been removed due to terms of use violation"

Bugger

 

Hellishly Slippery Tracks.

 

Yehbut that's Bath. 'nuff said.

 

Not really.

And in further research there was a pile of human turd on the track at
Westbury.

Lovely.

 

How can you be sure it was human?

Oh, organoleptic sampling. Suits you, sir.