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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, Jun 10, 2010.

  1. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Not all of me, just my left kidney.

    Just back from the docs where he told me I've suffered acute kidney
    failure over the past couple of days.

    Back to hospital then... ho hum.
     
    Lozzo, Jun 10, 2010
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    Buzby Guest

    Ouch. Best of luck.
     
    Buzby, Jun 10, 2010
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    Nige Guest

    ****!

    --


    Nige,

    Land Rover 90
    Yamaha R1
    Range Rover Vogue
     
    Nige, Jun 10, 2010
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    Dave Emerson Guest

    Take it easy mate.

    Best of luck.
     
    Dave Emerson, Jun 10, 2010
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    Bugger. You really don't do things by halves, do you?

    Not that I've have steaked money on a rapid recovery.
     
    Colin Irvine, Jun 10, 2010
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    Jeremy Guest

    It gives him something to beef about I guess.
     
    Jeremy, Jun 10, 2010
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    SIRPip Guest

    Of course he does - there's the other kidney, that's fine.
    With mushrooms.
     
    SIRPip, Jun 10, 2010
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    wessie Guest

    that would be pie in the sky
     
    wessie, Jun 10, 2010
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    Cab Guest


    Bugger. ATB mate.
     
    Cab, Jun 10, 2010
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    DR Guest

    Colin Irvine posted:
    If it's just the left one, then yes, he does, I'd say.
    If it's the hospital's fault, he could suet.
     
    DR, Jun 10, 2010
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    Hog Guest

    Note that nobody has grabbed first dibs on the Versys yet
     
    Hog, Jun 10, 2010
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  12. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo
    GWS, feller.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jun 10, 2010
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    mark Guest

    Shiters :(
     
    mark, Jun 10, 2010
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    That would be in extremely bad taste.

    I mean, who would want a Versys?
     
    Colin Irvine, Jun 10, 2010
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    SIRPip Guest

    Just as well you've got a scrubbed spare already in place - turn over
    and use the right one.
    Time to take some advice, I think.
     
    SIRPip, Jun 10, 2010
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    SIRPip Guest

    Somebody with an even uglier bike, looking to improve their lot,
    obviously.


    ... tumbleweed ...

    Errr ...

    ... anyone?
     
    SIRPip, Jun 10, 2010
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    Hog Guest

    He does seem to have been discharged rather carelessly but I expect they
    couldn't pin the critter down. I know it's utter pants in one of those
    wards but stay in until repaired.

    As it is something that requires careful infection control perhaps you can
    ask for a single room.
     
    Hog, Jun 10, 2010
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    boxerboy Guest

    GWS

    Where would we be without the regular contributions of our resident
    Spanner Spic?
    I suggest no more pints of Black Russian for a while.
    I assume all of this is due to the much publicised acceptance of BMW
    parts in to the house / garage.
    May I be the first to offer the services of an angle grinder for any
    surgical work .

    Plus - no even I would not want the Versys

    Boxerboy
     
    boxerboy, Jun 10, 2010
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    Krusty Guest

    <sits firmly on hands>
     
    Krusty, Jun 10, 2010
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    Owen Guest

    Good luck and get well soon...

    Can I have first dibs on the Versys please?
     
    Owen, Jun 10, 2010
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