Fancy Dress...

We've got a fancy dress party to attend on NYE and I looked
around on eBay for something, but was quite underwhelmed
by the expensive tat that is selling for costumes.

Then I found myself in the military surplus section and
ended up with a *real* naval officer outfit (jacket, troos
and cap) all for cheaper than a crappy costume.

This doesn't explain why I'm still sitting here wearing
my officer's cap tho...

 

And nothing else?

 

Yes it does... you bender.

"'ello sailor"

....and jpeg.

 

But only of the hat

 

Don't wish to frighten the horses, what.

Ali

 

And mine. Terrible, innit?

 

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FFS! Am I the only straight man left in UKRM???

 

http://webhome.idirect.com/~rbebout/bar/pix9195/kb2.jpg

 

Hmph. A cornichon and two pickled silverskin onions, that is.

Ali

 

No.

 

Bucket like the poverbial?

 

platypus wrote

So, that is just the three of us then, not even enough for a game of
Solo.

 

You've just whooshed me, but it's early.

Ali

 

Not quite what I was saying. He's got a Harley, ffs.

 

platypus wrote

Just the two then, fancy a game of snap?

 

You're not too old to be put over my knee young Platy my lad!

 

the nose is almost big enough.

 

Just like the rest of the ... er ... %23!$846hsd34 no carrier

 

But I am old enough to enjoy it.

 

Which is precisely why I'm not going to do it. Ha!