Far-king hell!

My fucking arse!

I've just done the widest, hardest shit. It was an absolute bastard to
get out but it was the wiping that had the results worth writing about.

Not only did the forward wipe with the thumb dip right into my hole but
the reverse with two fingers went right in as well. With no fucking
effort!

 

You left out colour, location and smell.

What kind of a "FS[1]" do you call that then?


[1] fucking shit

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, dwb amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

It was dark brown and the shape of a paw-paw but not in one lump. It had
slightly larger than what looked like grape sized bits of Plasticine
squeezed together in it to make the mass.

Smell wasn't too bad. A good dose of Epsom Salts makes them fucking
reek, mind.

A fucking painful and bloody arsed one.

That's what I said!

 

You are so wrong, on so many levels.
I am now laughing like a bastard when I have no right to.
****

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)

My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

I've seen the amount of food you can stick in your mouth at one time
too. You're wasted on the heterosexual community.

 

<snip ewww>

thought this should be under Mr Mooseys thread..

 

LOL

--
Veggie Dave
UKRMHRC#2 BOTAFOF#08
IQ 18 FILMS http://www.iq18films.com
Extreme Racing http://www.veggie-dave.co.uk
Toxic Shock Syndrome Gets More Girls Than Me

 

You need to eat more roughage: vegetables, fruit, nuts etc.

Sarah served up a load of beetroot the other night. Piss next morning was
really dark, and I thought I must be pretty dehydrated. The penny dropped
when I had a dump and it looked like I had had a Ribena enema...

 

Heh, when SWMBO's sister lived in France, after about 2 days into a visit my
shit would turn purple due to the indecent quantities of red wine being
consumed.

Happy days.

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)

My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

Why do you lot spend so much time looking at your shit?

 

Dunno, I guess we're just a bit anal about it.

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)

My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

Glad you enjoyed it so much... Thats a lot of information...

 

That is a very rude post.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Dan L amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Heh. I always have a good look. There's something nice and wholesome
about it.

 

Molly wrote:

And most definitely OT.

 

"The made it yourself" syndrome?

 

yes, sounds like the OP should see a doctor ASAP
made me laugh though and I'm at work

 

No actual measurements though - what if Guinness were interested?

"I'm keeping your poop in a jar"