Fast lap of Jerez

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, Sep 15, 2008.

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    Ben Guest

    Do her nipples get harder the faster you go as well?
     
    Ben, Sep 17, 2008
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    platypus Guest

    You and Bear once reckoned you could drive scarily enough that I would shit
    myself. You really need to improve your game.
     
    platypus, Sep 17, 2008
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    Krusty Guest

    No, they're all in the wash. Not sure how I get through so many.

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    Krusty, Sep 17, 2008
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    Krusty Guest

    I made a girl wee herself once whilst driving her round Kemble airfield
    in my porker. I really don't think I'd want you shitting yourself in my
    car though.

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    Krusty, Sep 17, 2008
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    Champ Guest

    Fantastic - what a claim! Remember to tell F on Saturday.
    Up until now I thought we were talking metaphorically.
     
    Champ, Sep 18, 2008
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    Champ Guest

    I'm going to have to watch it again...
     
    Champ, Sep 18, 2008
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    Krusty Guest

    I think I've still got it on tape somewhere. It was the same day as
    this - The difference was
    MX5s are a pussycat on the limit, whereas 951 Turbos aren't, hence I
    looked like a Richard Hammond-esque 'driving God' in the Mazda & a
    complete mong in the Porsche. Said girly found the resulting endless
    spins & cross-country excursions so hysterical she lost the battle with
    her bladder.

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    Krusty, Sep 18, 2008
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    platypus Guest

    So long as you don't mind me fiddling with the wireless during the boring
    bits.
     
    platypus, Sep 18, 2008
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    Champ Guest

    <polite applause>
     
    Champ, Sep 18, 2008
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    Champ Guest

    Oh, it was laughter, not fear? That's not nearly as impressive.
     
    Champ, Sep 18, 2008
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    Krusty Guest

    <glum>

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    Hog Guest

    That's nothing. I've had a girl wee in my Carrera and we weren't even
    moving.

    She was wearing a schoolgirl outfit and white cotton pants.
     
    Hog, Sep 18, 2008
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    Lozzo Guest

    She was probably only 6 years old though
     
    Lozzo, Sep 18, 2008
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    Hog Guest

    Who do think I am, Des? I don't do girls young enough to be my
    Grandaughter Mr Pot.
    She was comfortably on the right side of 40.
     
    Hog, Sep 18, 2008
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    Lozzo Guest

    I thought you meant the daughter of one of your conquests
     
    Lozzo, Sep 18, 2008
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    Hog Guest

    VBG

    No!
     
    Hog, Sep 18, 2008
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    des Guest

    No, that was Lozzo. Do try to follow attributions.

    D.
     
    des, Sep 18, 2008
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