Fastest ever Youtube rider?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Ballistic, Jan 7, 2008.

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    Cane Guest

    Not when you look at the bike

     
    Cane, Jan 8, 2008
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    Cane Guest

    Look at his other YouTube videos and it all becomes clear.
     
    Cane, Jan 8, 2008
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    ogden Guest

    So his 450bhp would be enough?

    Shame he won't have a licence much longer though...
     
    ogden, Jan 8, 2008
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    Cane Guest

    Just as well he's got 450 bhp
     
    Cane, Jan 8, 2008
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    Cane Guest

    He has 150bhp to spare then.
     
    Cane, Jan 8, 2008
    #25
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    Lozzo Guest

    Wicked Uncle Nigel says...
    He must have bought faster ones from the Stan Stephens Tuning catalogue,
    along with a new tuned speedo.
     
    Lozzo, Jan 8, 2008
    #26
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    Ofnuts Guest

    Not if you look at the clock, but if you time it between two places for
    which you know the distance, you can compute an average speed.
     
    Ofnuts, Jan 8, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    How do we know he's got 450bhp?


    --
    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Jan 8, 2008
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    dog Guest

    away with you and your french thinking.
     
    dog, Jan 8, 2008
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    Cane Guest

    Because we've looked at the other videos on his YouTube account and
    seen the ones about the bike.
     
    Cane, Jan 8, 2008
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    darsy Guest

    i didn't see any suggestions of setting sheep alight, mind.
     
    darsy, Jan 8, 2008
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    Simon Wilson Guest

    Aah now it all makes sense. I'm sure it wouldn't take that much
    detective work to put 2 and 2 together, he'll probably regret posting that.
     
    Simon Wilson, Jan 8, 2008
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    Cab Guest

    <G> We can always propose to Sarko that we should drive on the correct
    side of the road, but he'll say he wants nothing to do with the
    Socialists. :)
     
    Cab, Jan 8, 2008
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    Cab Guest

    And surprisingly you've got a ZX10R? Hmm, does the number for
    crimestoppers work from this side of the water? ;-)
     
    Cab, Jan 8, 2008
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    simonk Guest



    Indeed. Explains why the roundabouts were such a challenge for him.

    If he's wheelspinning though, he's not doing 180 - maybe a safe estimate
    would be "very slightly faster than when the revs start to go nuts"
     
    simonk, Jan 8, 2008
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    Pip Guest

    "No matter how fast you think you are ...."
     
    Pip, Jan 8, 2008
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  17. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip
    'Then one day I hear "Reach for it, mister." I spun around, and there I
    was standing face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just laid
    down my ZX10R and walked away. Little bastard hit me up the ass.'

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
    Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 8, 2008
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    sweller Guest

    'My veins stand out like whipcords'
     
    sweller, Jan 8, 2008
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    What's to find so funny? We're not all fat bastards....
     
    Andy Bonwick, Jan 8, 2008
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    My 10R has what's supposed to be the bollocks of an exhaust system
    (Akrapovic Evo), a power commander that's been mapped to suit and a
    K&N filter. It'll spin the back wheel if I want it to but it'll also
    behave just like a 600 if I want it to, it'll pop the front wheel up
    if I want it to or it'll stick to the road like shit to a blanket if I
    want it to.

    All these arguements have been done before but when it really comes
    down to the finest points it's about how good the rider is. If the
    rider weighs next to **** all and if the road is a bit greasy then a
    10R will seem as if it's got a rocket strapped to it's arse but so
    will a gixxer thou.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Jan 8, 2008
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