Fat men on motorcycles

People over 13 stones should not ride motorcycles(its not a good look).

 

**** off you ****!

 

**** off

 

JESUS!

http://www.thehewitts.eclipse.co.uk/About_Me_files/100_0018.png

That needs a warning.... and a caption.

 

I think all of us fat fuckers (I'm 18 st!!) should sit on tony and
smother him with the smellyest bits of our sweaty, dripping, hairy,
rolling folds.

<splat!>
ST: Mmnffff....

 

He'd probably pay double for that, the dirty dogging perv.

 

People with IQ's of under 13 shouldn't be allowed on the Internet (its
fucking tedious). Get something terminal and die. Slowly.

 

LOL, yes, although it does give you a surprise doesn't it ;-)

 

Like fat people?

 

prawn wrote

I must have missed something here. What, pray tell, is the connection
between ukrm and fat cunts riding bikes, other than none? Or ukrm and
any **** riding bikes for that matter



Personally I think tone has got a valid point. Us skinny people look
far better on a bike and the fat cunts know it and are very jealous.

 

Hah, nice.

 

have achieved my first stage target (75kg), I've not felt the need to
mention it.

 

*waves* [1]

[1] To being under 13 stone, not being a woman.


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Krusty.

http://www.muddystuff.co.uk
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Off-road classifieds

'02 MV Senna '03 Tiger (FOYRNB) '96 Tiger '79 Fantic 250

 

Champ wrote

It rather depends. For reasons not yet explained I am now approaching 9
stone and I ain't been this light since I sang 3 octaves higher.

 

I'm not quite sure I follow your logic there. Are you saying that if a
UKRMer has done something, then anyone else can do it too without
feeling ashamed?

If so, you're saying it's ok to go dogging, or even buy a Harley?
Surely that can't be right.

--
Krusty.

http://www.muddystuff.co.uk
http://www.muddystuff.us
Off-road classifieds

'02 MV Senna '03 Tiger (FOYRNB) '96 Tiger '79 Fantic 250

 

I've been about 13.5 stone for the last four or five years, as it
happens. The belly is more about body shape than fat. I.e if I
straighten my back it mostly disappears.

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Ace wrote:

That sounds like the voice of denial to me.

 

Whatever.

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..'_/_|_\_'. Ace (brucedotrogers a.t rochedotcom)
\`\ | /`/ GSX-R1000K3
`\\ | //' BOTAFOT#3, SbS#2, UKRMMA#13, DFV#8, SKA#2, IBB#10
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Ace wrote

*ROFL*

 

Christ, how many stages are there? Or are you a short arse?