Fat men on motorcycles

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by sir tony, Jun 9, 2006.

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    Chris Cowley Guest

    I keep seeing a huge bloke on a CG125 round these parts; it looks like
    the bike is about to disappear up his arse crack.
     
    Chris Cowley, Jun 9, 2006
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    catman Guest

    Depends really, on how you define skinny. Personally I think if I were to
    get too close to 13 st I'd look a bit undernourished. It also depends on
    your 5 body fat.

    In short, Tony Brandy form Enfield is talking bollocks again.

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    catman, Jun 9, 2006
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    Spike Guest

    Feedlines R us :)
     
    Spike, Jun 9, 2006
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  4. And me.

    Mind you it would actually involve me having to clean up the garage
    such that I can actually get my bike out..

    Phil.
     
    Phil Launchbury, Jun 9, 2006
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    darsy Guest

    I want to lose another 3-4kg or so.
    Yup.
     
    darsy, Jun 9, 2006
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  6. Sean Connery. The bloke from Jamiroquai (or however it is spelt). Bin
    Laden.

    Need I go on?
    I couldn't possibly comment on the basis that Bea^H^H^H someone knows
    where I live.

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Jun 9, 2006
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    darsy Guest

    what manner of **** would behave like that?

    (not me, I rode two of my bikes within the last 7 days)
     
    darsy, Jun 9, 2006
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    Krusty Guest

    I'll see your 2 within 7 & raise you 2 within 3 (1 half hour ago - ****
    it's hot, even in jeans & T-shirt).

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    Krusty, Jun 9, 2006
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    darsy Guest

    I don't get the opportunity to ride mid-week now. I'll be out on the
    7R on Sunday morning.

    Hell, I might even suggest a BOTAFOF run[1]

    [1] that no-one else will turn up to.
     
    darsy, Jun 9, 2006
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    Ace Guest

    Yeah, great blokes, the lot of 'em.

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    Ace, Jun 9, 2006
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    ogden Guest

    Lovely as it is that you think I might be under 13 stone, I broke that
    particular barrier during the Great Easter Mini Egg Binge.
     
    ogden, Jun 9, 2006
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  12. I know - but I couldn't leave the beardy Scots bloke out..

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Jun 9, 2006
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    zymurgy Guest

    Eat more dates ..

    HTH

    Paul.
     
    zymurgy, Jun 9, 2006
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    ogden Guest

    If you think *that* was a *mini egg* ...
     
    ogden, Jun 9, 2006
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    catman Guest

    Depends when and where. SWMBO is engaged so....
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    catman, Jun 9, 2006
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    darsy Guest

    Early Sunday morning. Well, 9:00 to 9:30 start or so. Not sure where
    yet.
     
    darsy, Jun 9, 2006
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    Eiron Guest

    The fat is for protection. It worked for the gladiators.
     
    Eiron, Jun 9, 2006
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    Pip Luscher Guest

    Is this prediction or intent?

    It's about time I tried one of these 'FOF thingies.
     
    Pip Luscher, Jun 9, 2006
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  19. He'd only enjoy it. You wouldn't enjoy having to wash away his excess
    body fluids that you would be coated in.
     
    Paul Corfield, Jun 9, 2006
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  20. You can go off people you know.
     
    Paul Corfield, Jun 9, 2006
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