Fat men on motorcycles

I have old ones?

 

Well yes, of course you can - but I would hope it might take more than
that!

Anyway, it's all rather ironic when you consider the state I'm in
healthwise!

 

I don't think you'll struggle for numbers if you post the full details.

 

dwb wrote

Dunno mate, there could be a very strong family resemblance. Not a
pretty thought to hold.

 

Depends on how sensitive I'm feeling.

You have a little hurty back. No problem.

 

And you should stop breathing so much. That would save us from an awful
lot.

 

And dodgy knees. And shoulder. And neck.

And so forth.

 

Oh I've got all of those but I reckon I'm much closer to a fatal heart
attack than you so in comparative terms I'm much more of a wreck than
you. Some people don't know when they are well off ;-)

 

It's so nice to see that you have belatedly recognised my celebrity
status.

<small bite>
As to hypochondriac bit - I'm not one actually. I was merely commenting
on genuine aches and pains. My doctor keeps a check on things and I keep
getting a tick in the box even though I really shouldn't be getting them
given my weight.

 

sir tony scribbled:

A house doesn't move. You can't stalk it.

And what's a "people houses"?

1/10. Still can't spell or type.

Ah, so you actually want pervs watching your house, waiting to see your
niece getting dressed/undressed?

Is this a new form of dogging? You're that crap at life you can't even
go dogging properly so you have to set up your own dogging scenario
using innocent family members, where you'll wank over these "big hairy
blokes" watching your niece?

A resignation number? That'd be the one assigned to you by the
Unemployment Office when you sign on then?

 

I take it all back. Down from 13st4 to a steady 12st7 in two weeks
without even a hint of amoebic dysentery.

 

You don't have a motorcycle, you can't ride a motorcycle and you live
in Austraila so you have no business posting on here.

Just informing you this is a motorcycling newsgroup.

 

As always, monkey nuts, you are wrong. I own thrre, including an Ariel
square four.

you can't ride a motorcycle

Bloody well can so too, dogger boy.

and you live

Nope, you're wrong again, shit for brains.

so you have no business posting on here.I will post whnevern and wherever I so bloody well choose to post, you
fuckwittted messenger boy.

So when was the last time you posted on topic here, monkey boy?