....or should that be fek... or more specifically, GX57FEK Silver BMW 5 series estate spotted yesterday on the M23, which turned out to be an unmarked plod car. And when I say unmarked, I mean *unmarked*; no extra antennas on the roof, no hint of blue lights you can see lurking behind the grille if you squint really hard, nothing. Had we not already passed it sitting on the hard shoulder with its blues on earlier on in the journey, we might have taken the bait it appeared to be laying when it got up behind the Fabia vRS I was driving and hovered for a while, before tearing past us a bit further up the road.