Filtering

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Dan L, Feb 19, 2006.

  1. Dan L

    Dan L Guest

    How would UKRM rate this chap's filtering style?



    I reckon it's a tad extreme.

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    Dan L (Oldbloke)

    My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
    Space in shed where NSR125 used to be
    Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
    BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow), OMF#11
     
    Dan L, Feb 19, 2006
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  2. Dan L

    DF Guest

    Looks OK to me.
    How fast did his speedo show? 50kmh?

    There are 3 types of drivers when filtering.
    1. They do not know you exist (the worst, they move over after you have
    passed)
    2. They purposely get in your way to slow you down.
    3. They mover over for you (the best)
     
    DF, Feb 19, 2006
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  3. Dan L

    Andy Hewitt Guest

    Looks like me on the A1 by Team Valley in the morning ;-)

    Actually, that had my bum clenching watching that.
     
    Andy Hewitt, Feb 19, 2006
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  4. i predict a fast but short life
     
    Steve Robinson, Feb 19, 2006
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  5. Dan L

    Cab Guest

    I can honestly say, that I have *never* seen number 2 in France.
     
    Cab, Feb 19, 2006
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  6. Well I would be a lot more circumspect when it comes to filtering near
    lorries than he is. As it's Japan then the bike and rider will be a lot
    smaller than the typical European hence the greater willingness to
    squeeze through gaps. I was trying to work out if it was Tokyo but I
    could see any of the road signs to get even a hint.

    However if you have to get about in a city then you do need to be able
    to filter in those sorts of conditions and you do get attuned to the
    visual cues as to what the traffic is doing / might do. Not sure I've
    ever been that quick but on one or two of my faster commutes I'm sure
    you'd be a bit wary as to my riding tactics.
     
    Paul Corfield, Feb 19, 2006
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  7. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Dan L belched forth and ejected the following:
    Heh, reminds me of the approach to the Blackwall tunnel ;)
     
    Whinging Courier, Feb 19, 2006
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  8. Dan L

    R obbo Guest

    Topping 120kmh in places, clipped a couple of lories, wind pushed the camera
    back slightly in last section but needles off the scale.
    Maybe there were a couple of blue lights under the front.
     
    R obbo, Feb 19, 2006
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  9. and certain parts of the North Circular and A12 through Hackney /
    Leytonstone.
     
    Paul Corfield, Feb 19, 2006
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  10. Dan L

    Dan L Guest

    The first bit had me in mind of joining the M4 elevated section from the A4.

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    Dan L (Oldbloke)

    My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
    Space in shed where NSR125 used to be
    Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
    BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow), OMF#11
     
    Dan L, Feb 19, 2006
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  11. Dan L

    Lozzo Guest

    Dan L said...
    He's a bit uncompromising with his filtering style, I'll give him that.
    If there was an off the bike shot I'd expect to see a top-box with "On
    hire from Hexagon Motorcycles" on the back of it.
     
    Lozzo, Feb 19, 2006
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    Pip Guest

    Most of it had me in mind of getting off and walking, tbh. I don't do
    city traffic, Oi be a rural boiker.
     
    Pip, Feb 19, 2006
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    I think French drivers are great the way they sometimes drift over to
    crowd another car if they see a bike filtering.

    One thing I always hope for is that the cunts who move over to stop
    bikes filtering get so stressed they suffer a heart attack. They've so
    obviously lost control of their senses that they're not fit to be in
    control of a car.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Feb 19, 2006
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    Cab Guest

    I'd thought of the peripherique. On the wrong side of the road, of
    course.
     
    Cab, Feb 19, 2006
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  15. Dan L

    Dan L Guest

    IKWYM Mate.

    I haven't done hardly any night / traffic / wet / freezing riding.

    Leaving Alexandra Palace at 5.00pmm the other week involved a subtle
    combination of 4 factors, plus I had 2 newly qualified BAB's with me.

    Fun?, hmm....
    Challenging?, certainly.

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    Dan L (Oldbloke)

    My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
    Space in shed where NSR125 used to be
    Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
    BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow), OMF#11
     
    Dan L, Feb 19, 2006
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  16. Dan L

    Dan L Guest

    Heh, or "Addison Lee", "Courier Systems" et al

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    Dan L (Oldbloke)

    My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
    Space in shed where NSR125 used to be
    Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
    BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow), OMF#11
     
    Dan L, Feb 19, 2006
    #16
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    Linger Guest

    I had two of the cunts this week!
    I was filtering and a car pulled out to stop me filtering and at the same
    time a **** coming in the
    opposite direction moved over to the centre in a pincer movement.
    I also had someone wind down their window at the front of a set of lights
    and shout;
    "Why don't you wait your turn like the rest of us!"
    I couldn't think of a response so I just showed him how fast a bike can pull
    away from the lights.
    Cunts the lot of them.
     
    Linger, Feb 19, 2006
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  18. Dan L

    Linger Guest

    I didn't think it was that bad when the traffic was heavy (ie cars side by
    side.)
    I would've pulled into the lanes more when undertaking to expect the cunts
    to move into
    the clear lane.

    A tad fast also, there's always the risk someone will open their door to
    empty the ashtray.
     
    Linger, Feb 19, 2006
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  19. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Linger belched forth and ejected the following:
    "Why don't you **** off and mind your own business"
     
    Whinging Courier, Feb 19, 2006
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  20. "Why don't you get a bike and stop sitting in traffic jams?"
     
    The Older Gentleman, Feb 19, 2006
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