Fiona Bruce... oh God!

I just heard Fiona Bruce say "Deep Throat" on the news... I nearly came
in my pants.

 

It would have to be Harriet Cass's voice to do it for me [I have no idea
what she looks like].

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, prawn

Fools.

The Blessed Charlotte Green is the one true purveyor of aural smut to
the discerning gentleman.

And if she isn't required to read something relevant on The News Quiz in
the near future, then I'm no judge at all.

 

On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 00:29:50 +0000, Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:

Nggggh. Daddy or chips. It's a toughie and no mistake. I am right,
though.

 

So Neil Nunes doesn't do it for you?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, prawn

No, you are wrong.

But you are too unsophisticated to see the essential truth of that.

You are wrong, and must suffer the consequences.

Now. Imagine, the blessed Charlotte saying that, and tell me you haven't
got an erection.

Your Harriet Cass is all very well, but she doesn't have Charlotte's
filthy chuckle. And *that*, dear boy, is undeniable.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Eiron

Who?

 

Good point, well made.

<fx: The saintly voice of Cass>

I am too drunk for this kind of discourse. I shall declare evens until
the morn.

<fx: Proffers Werther's / tissue combination>

 

A mummy

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/presenters/harriet_cass.shtml

 

The Cat In The Hat

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/presenters/charlotte_green.shtml

 

I really wish I'd not seen those pages. From now on I think I can only
feel comfortable with my arousal during Desert Island Disks

 

Arousal? Apoplexy is more like it!
Even Alan Partridge would be a better interviewer than that woman.

 

I only listen to Radio 4 for the pictures

 

Now everyone can see, not just hear, why I like Fiona Bruce more.

 

You wouldn't want one of these nipping at your ankles.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/presenters/libby_purves.shtml

 

Good gums.

 

"Never meet your heroes."

That Heather Couper was an aural tickle, but not visually.

 

Praise indeed.

 

Mmm. Teeth like Doctor Doom.

 

You all know that there is only one 'voice' worth listening to, and
that's the bint who does voiceover for the Franco-German TV channel
'arte'.

D.

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