Five words... Just five words...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 16, 2010.


    'The Iraq Inquiry met behind closed doors to hear evidence from the
    general who ran the British operations in the conflict, it has emerged.
    Gen Sir John Reith said he should be allowed to appear without the press
    and public present "for personal reasons".
    A full transcript of his evidence was published with five words blanked
    out, which the inquiry said was on "national security" grounds.'

    I invite speculation as to which five words. My opening bids:

    "Tony Blair's a lying ****"
    "There never were any weapons"
    "This'll be a fucking disaster"
    "Exactly how high, Mr Bush?"
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 16, 2010
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    antonye Guest

    antonye, Jan 16, 2010
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    TMack Guest

    "I think we I'm fucked"
    "If I grass I'm dead"
    "They know where I live"
    "They're holding my family hostage"
    TMack, Jan 16, 2010
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    prawn Guest

    God made me do it.
    prawn, Jan 16, 2010
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    spike1 Guest

    "My dad's bigger than yours"

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    | | graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit |
    | Andrew Halliwell BSc | operating system originally coded for a 4 bit |
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    spike1, Jan 16, 2010
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    "Who gives a flying ****?"

    Do you actually care about what they say at this enquiry? I don't mean
    do you think it's giving you some opportunities to point your finger
    and laugh but do you *really* care about it?

    I don't think the enquiry is exactly a waste of time but I think
    reading transcripts is a waste of my time.
    Andy Bonwick, Jan 16, 2010
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    Nige Guest

    You fucking lying cheating ****



    BMW K1200S
    Honda Transalp XL600V
    Yamaha R1
    Range Rover Vogue
    Nige, Jan 16, 2010
  8. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick
    Of course not. Nothing even close to "the truth" will come out.
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 16, 2010
  9. Try harder, that only registers 40% on my Nigeometer.
    stephen.packer, Jan 16, 2010
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    Beav Guest

    "They paid me a fortune"

    "My secret Swiss bank account"


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    Beav, Jan 16, 2010
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    Beav Guest

    Having read the transcript..

    "But he just repeats Blairl"


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    Beav, Jan 16, 2010
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    'Hog Guest

    "Stop the Israelis using Nukes"
    'Hog, Jan 18, 2010
  13. Which, to some, would contain two superfluous words at the end.
    doetnietcomputeren, Jan 18, 2010
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    'Hog Guest

    Perhaps they would like to stop prevaricating and drop a few MT class
    devices on the Iranians.
    'Hog, Jan 18, 2010
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