FOAK[1]: Mini Cooper

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Cane, Jun 11, 2008.

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    Cane Guest

    H fancies one, good, bad indifferent?

    [1] Or should that be Font Of All Opinions.
     
    Cane, Jun 11, 2008
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    Alan Guest


    Old style or new German one?

    Alan
     
    Alan, Jun 11, 2008
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    Nige Guest

    I had a Cooper S about 5 years ago & it was shite. It was off the road
    more than on it. BMW where no help.

    The standard cooper may be a better bet.
     
    Nige, Jun 11, 2008
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    Nige Guest

    Still made in England by a bunch of workshy halfwits that couldn't bolt
    a car together if their job depended on it.
     
    Nige, Jun 11, 2008
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    Cane Guest

    57 plate kraut.
     
    Cane, Jun 11, 2008
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    Longshanks Guest

    I saw one with a blue paint job and a white strip along the
    bonnet/roof/tailgate. Dodge viper style. Very nice. Still it's a car
    so nuffink to get excited over.
     
    Longshanks, Jun 11, 2008
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    Longshanks Guest

    My mate had one and it caught fire.
     
    Longshanks, Jun 11, 2008
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    Hog Guest

    A Mini? I mean really. Fucking *really*. Knock some sense into her.
     
    Hog, Jun 11, 2008
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    Simon Wilson Guest

    Nice to look at, ok to drive IMHO. Not as quick as I expected. I'm sure
    Brownz will be along shortly to comment.
     
    Simon Wilson, Jun 11, 2008
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    CT Guest

    You need Brownz, you do.
     
    CT, Jun 11, 2008
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    Cane Guest

    unexpected reply #124
     
    Cane, Jun 11, 2008
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    Cane Guest

    <waits>
     
    Cane, Jun 11, 2008
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    Hog Guest

    Well as we have a car thread going.

    I have the 911 but also a '93 MR2 G-Ltd jap import I like a lot. Bloke
    at work has a very clean Turbo version. Good car/bad car??

    and would anyone like a slightly tatty but very serviceable G-Ltd for
    about a grand.
     
    Hog, Jun 11, 2008
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    entwisi Guest


    wasn't a diesel Skoda Fabia VRS quicker? I seem to recall a test where
    they overlaid the respective laps.
     
    entwisi, Jun 11, 2008
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    Alan Guest


    Errr excuse me, daughter is just completeing her business apprentiship
    there and is very happy and has had a Cooper as a company car, ok now
    she has a BMW but all the one's she has brought home have been excellent
    cars.

    They have a very good quality control dept who are not ignored as I was
    when I worked there for Rover, they seek to improve everything for the
    better and not just 'make do' so from my point of view of the car has had
    the proper servicing then if she likes it then go for it.

    Just my 2p worth.

    Alan
     
    Alan, Jun 11, 2008
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    Nige Guest

    Well, as a previous owner that got rid of one I can tell you they have a
    lot to learn then.
     
    Nige, Jun 11, 2008
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    Hog Guest

    Yes but Cane's wife doesn't need to settle for a Mini. That and they
    have **** all space inside. And there are far better cars for less
    money. And. And. And.
     
    Hog, Jun 11, 2008
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    DanB Guest

    On Top Gear, yes. I'm not sure what they were trying to prove though, the
    Cooper had 110bhp, the Skoda 130bhp and loads more torque. The Mini still
    managed to overtake at the first corner the Skoda's handling was that bad -
    then the Skoda got past on the straight and got too far ahead on the fast
    section before the last two bends before the finish line.

    All it proved was a Mini handles and brakes much better than a Skoda Fabia,
    and a more powerful car of similar weight is faster in a straight line...
     
    DanB, Jun 11, 2008
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    Simon Wilson Guest

    Not that I know her, but my guess is that Cane's wife would be quite
    tolerant of some imperfections.
     
    Simon Wilson, Jun 11, 2008
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    DanB Guest

    They're ok for a girl, handle well, aren't fast by any measure in none-S
    spec, so don't expect a hot hatch. Also, the boot is tiny and the cabin
    quite small on the "old shape" ones. The newer, bigger ones aren't as bad
    (change over at about 54/05 plate IIRC) Nice gear change, but they're
    expensive for what you get, and everything is an option, nothing of use is
    standard. But if the expense isn't much of an issue, and she doesn't mind
    the lack of speed then she could do a lot worse. Despite what Nige said,
    reliability issues seem to be confined to niggles really, and are the
    exception rather than the rule. And as for the service, well if you get a
    good dealer, no problems, I've even found a good Renault dealer... They do
    exist!
     
    DanB, Jun 11, 2008
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