FOAK: Boils

I've got some, what our beauty therapist neighbour calls, some
'lifestyle' boils on my right cheek. She says I'm run down and need to
take it easy for a while.

UKRM: Bring on the boil remedies.

NB: I've freed the Israelites already.

 

Lots of fresh fruit, greens, and a months holiday somewhere that suits sir
best.

 

Hmmm... that's what she said. I was rather hoping I'd draw out some
UKRM witches like a hot poultice who offer some ancient remedies.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Cane belched forth and ejected the following:

I got one on my throat which I squeezed an a *huge* fucking whisker came
out which was obviously an ingrowing thingy.

Squeeze the fucker. It'll hurt.

 

Bloody good sauna often sorts 'em out

 

Don't get me wrong, there's nothing like popping a zit but these
fuckers are deep within soft tissue. The kind of spots you squeeze with
so much hope and then wish you hadn't.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Cane belched forth and ejected the following:

I just got fedup with the fucking thing and thought it was just a large
spot. It was the pain that alerted me to the fact it wasn't but this
fucking one-hair beard was as long as an untrimmed pubic hair.

So, do you know what cause this boil other than "lifestyle"?

Is it red or clear looking?

 

Sue said "coke and booze my dear, coke and booze" so I assumed that was
her remedy.

Fucking red!

 

Mmmm... top tip.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Cane belched forth and ejected the following:

Brandy an coke? That's a burds drink ;-)

Alright. A *hot* fucking flannel over your face or the affected area...
Err, which cheek? On your face or your arse?

 

I'm not sure he was referring to *that* kind of sauna...

 

Angle grinder.

 

That's your head not a boil !

 

Get a woman in, they love squeezing spots, boils etc.
Hurts like ****, mind.

 

Be careful it's not a sebaceous cyst. I had to have one of those
fuckers carved out last year.

 

Go and see a proper doctor.

 

You mean like putting a cowpat on it?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/main.jhtml?xml=/health/2002/02/04/hdoc04.xml

 

What, like the old soap and sugar mash stuck on wiv a plaster? It doesn't
work, just like the majority of cure alls. Fruit an' veg does though, as
mentioned.


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How do you apply the fruit and veg?

 

err.. thanks, I think.