FOAK: Boils

A piece of banana skin taped over the affected area is supposed to
get rid of warts. Of course they might have gone anyway after you sold
them to a toad.

 

Wot she said.

Try homoepathic Silica 6, available from bigger Boots or Holland and
Barrett. Sometimes spelt Silicea 6.

However, Silica has the power to eject things from the body, so if you
have anything screwed together, a pacemaker, a plate in the head, or
the like, don't use it.

Silica is great for getting splinters out, it takes about a day before
the affected site starts itching and the splinter just falls out.

 

homeopathy has a bad name because it's plainly a load of old fucking
bollocks.

 

Cane's boils.

Poultices of cabbage leaves.

No dear, that's bitch. Your hearing is obviously going.

Cane - Bartram's suggests tracing possible underlying causes such as
diabetes, kidney infection and anaemia. It also says 'defective
personal hygiene may produce satellite lesions nearby' - wash your
face you dirty man.

There's a large amount of suggestions for boils, go buy your own
Bartrams I cba typing it all in.

 

Does that explain Jordan's tits?

 

Give 'em a squeeze, you know you want to...

 

IT'S FUCKING SAND, FOR ****'S SAKE

 

I thought Kim Bolton was a place.

 

Dunno - I've never had one in my life. Which probably comes from having
an immune system stuck permanently in rabid Rottweiler mode.

I bet you chased them though.

Phil

 

I'm worried that I'm starting to agree with darsy more than is
healthy..

Phil

 

Do you want me to recommend homoepathy for that?

Just thinking about it, you blokes wot go biking in France must have
noticed that there's two sortsa chemist shop; ones with a green neon
sign and ones with a blue one. Anyone know wot these mean?

 

Hmmm....There's 13 Kim Bolton's shown on the 2002 electoral roll.

 

Kimbolton, Cambridgeshire, PE28

 

The blue cross is used by veterinary clinics, not pharmacies.

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Cane () gurgled happily, sounding much like they were
saying :

Yup, it's even got a big sign on the A1 roundabout - "Car Transporters
prohibited at Kimbolton".

WTF is that about, then? Why explicitly ban just car transporters...?

 

No it's not. It *was* sand, now it's water with the *memory* of sand.

 

Adrian said...

Have you ever been to Kimbolton?

There's a very sharp 90 deg bend in the centre of the village, with a
huge wall each side. Normal artic units can just about get round, but
car transporters with front overhangs won't. They tend to get stuck on
the wall

 

It amazes me how any rational person can believe in this nonsense. A
fellow Ski Club rep is a homeopathist, with whom many people were
always polite, not openly calling hima a gullible fool and con-man. He
now know not to mention his 'profession' when I'm around

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I think most people are wholly unaware of the 'memory of water' thing
and confuse homeopathy with herbal medicine. Mind you, if I had to
choose between homeopathy and having needles stuck in me, I'd go for the
former every time.

 

Lozzo () gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying :

Nope, only ever past it on the A1.

That'd certainly explain it...

There was me, thinking it was some jobsworth on the parish council had a
hard-on against the things... I'm very disappointed it's so... practical.