FOAK- Carpet cleaners

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Porl, Jul 29, 2004.

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    SP Guest

    Ooh, sod that. Get a man in. We had our carpet in the main living
    room done the other week using a steam cleaner, total cost ?35.00 for a
    large room and the carpets are left dry when finished. Doesn't take
    long to do, either.

    SBS#11 (with oak-leaf cluster)
    BONY#54P BOB#18
    Real burds don't take hormones, they rage naturally
    SP, Jul 29, 2004
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    Andy Hewitt Guest

    You want a George you do. Built like a brick kazi door they are. Not
    cheap, and not flashy [1], but they are very robust, and work.

    [1] apart from the comical face that is.
    Andy Hewitt, Jul 29, 2004
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    platypus Guest

    Surely you have a cleaner? Our cleaners disdain to use either of the Vaxen
    and bring their own George.
    platypus, Jul 29, 2004
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    ogden Guest

    It's Only A Carpet.
    ogden, Jul 30, 2004
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    deadmail Guest

    deadmail, Jul 30, 2004
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    Porl Guest

    I don't want to go that route because it's something that's going to have to
    be done quite frequently.
    Porl, Jul 30, 2004
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    deadmail Guest

    Christ, first Champ's attempts and now you're boasting about the size of
    your schlong.

    It really won't do, you know.
    deadmail, Jul 31, 2004
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    darsy Guest

    sorry, you've lost me.

    shall I just "whoosh" myself?
    darsy, Jul 31, 2004
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    I've been sitting here wondering if sea-grass is that stuff that they
    grind into organic smoothies at juice bars, and wondering why you have
    floors made of it, and if it means you have a really healthy house.
    Ben Blaney, Jul 31, 2004
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    darsy Guest

    darsy, Jul 31, 2004
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    ogden Guest

    I read it and couldn't decide whether it sounded Aldous Huxley or
    Steve Aylett.

    On the latter note, I seem to have lost my copy of Alligator.
    Possibly for the best.
    ogden, Aug 1, 2004
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    Christofire Guest

    And in a similar vain, the vaccum - only Henry will demolish over 200
    crumbed bread rolls (post impromptu bap-fight) and suck up a whole roll
    of toilet paper in seconds flat.

    Christofire, Aug 3, 2004
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