On Sun, 13 Dec 2009 21:13:16 +0100, Cab [...][QUOTE] Whilst the other posts have been amusing, I'm "officially" not allowed to burn stuff in my garden. I'd like to get a decent paper shredder with a decent security rating too, for not a lot of money.[/QUOTE] Get a fireplace, it's much nicer then a paper shredder. ;-)