FOAK: What shall we do on our day off?

Ginge.

 

It has been known. She has posted too, however the torrents of dribble
got too much for her ;-)

 

Good point. Be prepared to turn her the other way up at the appropriate
stage of the ride.

 

Aye went with my good lady.

She dragged me round the Van Gough museum.. and I dragged her round,
Ricks Cafe, The Feels Good, Excalibur to name but a few, then through
the tightest alleys you could squeeze two opposing flows of human
traffic to look at ladies of the night, followed by the best falafel's
in the world.

Sorted.

 

If you insist...

You are so romantic








NOT

;-)

 

That gay men and thirty-something single women share equally the
burden of not being fully accepted by society which is why at dinner
parties no one knows how to talk to them so they are ignored because
the other guests think that under their clothes they're covered in
scales and speak a strange dark foreign language?

 

I ain't been thirty something for a while, and I'm married, but I think you
have the right of it. I do get this odd feeling of alienation from so-called
normal society at times. Especially when people in my ostensible
demographic expect me to share their ghastly views.

Ali

 

<fnarr> You know, till Rusty introduced me to this group, I only had
suspicions as to what men talked about in the loo. I know now that I was
right.

Ali

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Me here belched forth and ejected the following:

Women like to be fucked, not wined and dined, unless of course they're
feasting on my cock in which case I'll give it to 'em until they choke.

 

There was no mention of wining and dining, only a bouquet and
champers.

 

Whinging Courier said...

I have a girlfriend who likes to be wined and dined.

You're still single, aren't you?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN belched forth and ejected the following:

Ilike it. Get her pissed and then stuff the flowers in her mouth to
stifle the screams.

 

It'd work for me. Well apart from the drink of course.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

<Impressed, and scribbles notes>

 

"My ER5 is broken again...."

Yes, could be.

 

The Older Gentleman wrote

WHAT!!

I mean aside from taking advice on wimmin from a fucking poof it is
totally bloody wrong.

Consistency? Equality? Giving?

It's burd ffs, if your really must then buy her a fucking dishwasher and
with the extra time she can watch porn videos and learn how to do it
properly.

 

It wasn't dribble.

 

I don't even eat carrots. It's one of life's little mysteries.

 

Bollocks to Paris. Brussels and the Musees Royaux des Beaux-Arts.

 

A bit far for one night perhaps but how about Barcelona? Promenading on
Las Ramblas, very late night noshing opportunities, the Gaudi trail -
Sagrada Familia etc.. and a Picasso museum.


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