FOC: Six First Class tickets to Australia

Oops. While making a selection of test Qantas bookings to Sydney a
few months ago I forgot to cancel the PNR... And IATA didn't notice
the names were odd and there were no other booking details... so I
received a Query Envelope on my desk which I've just opened before
going to work. There are six *NON REFUNDABLE* one-way first class
(A-Class, flat bed) tickets with Qantas from Heathrow to Sydney for
8th August. The only problem is that name changes aren't permitted on
this contract after ticket issue so you'll have to be called one of
the following to qualify:

Beauregarde/VioletMiss

Salt/VerucaMiss

Gloop/AugustusMr *GLUTEN FREE MEAL*

Teevee/MikeMr

Joe/Grandpa *WCHR* *BRINGING 2xPOLES FOR POLE VAULTING*

Bucket/CharlieMr

Qantas are going to be *so* annoyed when the entire cast of Charlie
and the Chocolate Factory doesn't turn up for check-in.

 

That's why you're being replaced by a computer program.

 

My thought exactly )

 

That's ok, plenty of time for a deed poll.

Can't see many takers for Verruca tho' ...

P.

 

BGN said...

Well done, that's the only thing that's made me laugh in the last few
days.

 

I'll be there, don't worry.

 

You'll need to buy three seats:
http://dimensionsmagazine.com/images/be/violet/violet7.jpg

 

Plenty of tests were done on that too, but they were domestic flights
and didn't cost too many pennies.

 

Laugh,?

I almost pissed myself

now ,,, who else can I send this to ?

 

Qantas?
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It'll make any claims that "You da man" a bit lame though.


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Your knob's bigger than mine. That should at least get you chukling.


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