Folkestone

Is full of very unattractive fat women. It's no small wonder that the
only ukrm poster from there is gay.

 

Lozzo wibbled

L> Is full of very unattractive fat women. It's no small wonder that the
L> only ukrm poster from there is gay.


Hey if you had just spent 4.5 hours clinging to the underside of a freight
train you would probably quite like a bit of unattractive fat too.

 

<Checks map>

Phew.

</Cm>

 

Cit says...

I only saw two attractive women, and they were talking in French.

 

All of the most beautiful and lovely young women in Folkestone work
with me, so I can't have them walking the streets.

 

It is a government ploy, all ugly fat women are sent to Folkstone to
try and dissuade would be immigrants. They are going to do the same
with Dover if it is successful.

I think they got the idea from looking at the welsh.

Zan (CBR1000F - Welsh bloke!)

 

Is full of very unattractive fat women. It's no small wonder that the

Well they'll all stay virgins working with you then...


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BGN says...

I just knew you were the pimp type.

 

9.co.uk says...

Will you please sort your attributions and sig snipping out.

 

Good ol' Dover, eh?

I know some nice Welsh people.

Hello, Zan. My name's Nick and your fairy Godmother. I've got some
advice for you relating to posting to the puddle of joy that is UKRM:

When you reply to the post do as I have done above. Leave the
attributes in (That's the bit at the top that looks like "On 11 Aug
so-and-so said..." and chop out all of the bits that you don't need to
reply to and leave the paragraph(s) in that you are replying to. Type
your reply just below the paragraph as I have just done.

I know it seems picky but please just do it that way. UKRM loves you
and everything about you but you just need to get used to a few ground
rules of what posts should look like. It's not just this group that
expects posts this way, it's most of usenet.

I don't use Google Groups to post to uk.rec.motorcycles so I'm not
sure how easy it is to reply as I have done today, but it shouldn't be
too difficult.

Your ISP (Internet Service Provider) be it Tiscali, BTInternet, etc.
will probably have a news (usenet) server that you can get a client (A
program like Forté Agent or Xnews) to connect to which will make
posting, sorting and storing your messages easier.

Basically: Drop me an email at if you have any
questions, but if you continue to post without quoting or attributing
your posts then you're going to really upset Bear and I'm sure his
blood pressure is high enough as it is. And even if you don't annoy
Bear it makes it difficult for the rest of us to work out what you're
on about.

Take care.

 

What an image. I'm just glad I've not met you so I can't put a face on
it.

It's a bit of a pain, to be sure. You first need to click on 'show
options' at the top of the post, before hitting 'reply'. Just hitting
the reply button at the bottom of the post doesn't quote anything.

 

Coming to EoSM?

I suppose he could be thinking that he's posting to a normal web
forum.

 

BGN secured a place in history by writing:

Oh FFS, stop being so tolerant and understanding. Anyone would think you
were gay or something...

 

Ermmm, sorry guys. Ermmm, I am using google groups and just clicking
reply? It doesn't copy the text so without re-writing it I don't know
what to do. I guess I could cut and paste it all down for you?

My ISP is prodigynet and they have no mail or newsgroup settings on
their website. I e-mailed them last week (As i want to check my
newsgroups using outlook) but no reply.

Ermm, I am startiing to think this e-mail should be in
alt.computers.newbiemuppet.org

Thx


Zan (BTW my e-mail on here is dead (Stops spam)

E-mail me on steven@my_brain.zanziba.prodigynet.co.uk
(Remove my_brain to e-mail me)

 

Possible/probable. My bro's hosting a party for my mum's 70th in
Ashbourne, which I'll probably be attending, so I'll pop in at some
stage if I'm there.

Although there was some talk of picking up somebody's GTS1000 and
riding that up...

 

And before everyone jumps on you again, if you are going to be using a
sig (like I have at the bottom of every post) remember to start it off
with a dash another dash a space and then a carriage return. Must
have a space.

 

if you are going to be using a sig

Ermm, it looks like a load of jumbling letters to me. I doubt I shall
be using them... Err, Zan is OK I take it, or do I have to put:

-- Zan

Thx for the advice

Zan

or

-- Zan

 

Naa. Leave the name blank if you can, we can see it in the FROM:
field anyway. If you're going to have your name at the bottom of
every post then it needs to be dash dash space return name:

--
Nick.

....for example, that way when someone uses a proper news client and
they hit their reply button it'll automatically snip out everying from
the "-- [return]" onwards. Bears sig is the perfect example.

 

Sorry to disappoint, but he's nice. Really.

 

On Fri, 12 Aug 2005 02:20:22 +0100, Halla

[BGN]

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