For Champ

My sense of humour is somewhat odd, and sometimes somewhat
inappropriate.

 

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck
She put them on the mantelpiece
To see if they would fall off.

--
ogden

sv650 (sold)
gsxr750 (coming soon)
rgv250

 

It's not the first time I've noticed.

Then again, who's to say what's normal and appropriate?>


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It's not meant to be funny. It's just sweet. Surreal.

Now that *is* funny )

How about this:

If all be true, then I do think,
There are five reasons we should drink.
Good wine, a friend, or being dry,
Or lest we should be, by and by.
Or any other reason why.

 

Wendy Testaburger does a superbly filthy version of that in the latest
series of SP.

 

I think it's funny. Surreal, maybe, but still funny in itself.

I can't see it myself. Just silly.

Completely pointless.
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I heard the Brooklyn version:

Toity poiple boids
Sitting on de koib
A choipin' an a-boipin'
An' eatin' doity woims.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ace

Me, of course.

 

I know loads of them...

Once there was an alligator,
Put on board a flying freighter,
He ate the pilot and the navigator,
Then asked for more, with mashed potater.

As for "Ning Nang Nong", I can't be bothered to type it all...

On an almost related note: I used to know all of "Jabberwocky", but
large sections of it seem to have faded now.

 

I prefer a spot of the old dog;

I say Billy here's a go
Forty buses in a row
No Billy, No Billy, them is trucks
See what is in them
Peas and ducks.

 

M R ducks
M R not ducks
O S A R
C M wangs?
L I B
M R ducks

 

There's nothing greets your bloody eye
But bloody sea and bloody sky
Roll on demob we bloody cry
In bloody Orkney.

 

He got shot of 'em.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

"It's a moron working with power tools.
How much more suspenseful can you get?"
- House

 

Stalin had a little lamb
It gave him fearful urges
So he tied it to a five-bar gate
And shot it in the purges
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

"It's a moron working with power tools.
How much more suspenseful can you get?"
- House

 

Pass on a clumsy **** from me if you get the chance.

 

Old mother hubbard
went to the cupboard
to fetch old Rover a bone.
When she bent over
Old Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own.

I'll get my coat

--
Dan L

Too much time to think, too little to do.


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2002 Triumph Sprint RS 955i (COMING SOON)
1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr (IT'S FOR SALE)

BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6/7/8)
X-FOT#000
DIAABTCOD #26
BOMB#18 (slow)
OMF#11

 

Reminds me of this:

All animals are strictly dry
They sinless live and swiftly die
But sinful, ginful, rumsoaked men
Survive for three score years and ten.

 

That's the abridged version. The full version is about three times the
length.

 

<Runs away in terror>

Phil